What would you do if....

[CultistRat]

I find that toast being charred actually improves the taste to a degree... so, add butter and jam, then consume.

 

[VincentX3]

Butter!

Lots and lots of butter

Like this :3

 

[Billion Backs]

I'm surprised this hasn't been posted yet.

Me, I rarely eat toast, and when I do, I never burn it...

 

[Shoggoth2588]

"YOUR TOAST IS BURNED, AND NO AMOUNT OF SCRAPING WILL REMOVE THE BLACK PARTS!!"

I love Red vs. Blue...Anyway, I'd toss out the toast and try again with a bagel. Bagels > Toast

 

[Raikov]

I'd say "Welcome to my life my new friend" and share a beer with it.

 

[Hutchy_Bear]

Invent a time machine so I can go back in time to prevent me from burning the toast. However If I go back in time to stop myself burning the toast, I should have already experienced that event in my past and so no toast would be burnt in the first place. Seeing myself from the future coming back to prevent toast burning would mean I will have to invent a time machine so I could go back in time and let my past self enjoy a tasty breakfast. That would mean my destiny is laid out in front of me and have no choice over what my future will entail. I blame the toast

However, if you stop the toast burning the need for a time machine never arises and the time machine is never built, and you never went back in time to prevent such toast burning.

But I have to build the time machine in order to go back to the past to stop the toast burning for my past self, as my future self did for me - there is no way I could not make the time machine otherwise my past self cannot enjoy tasty toast thus my present self will have not enjoyed tasty toast meaning that I would create a time machine in order to prevent toast burning.

 

[hazabaza1]

"Aw."
*Bin*
*Makes more toast.*
Simples!