What would you do if....

[Drakmeire]

scream NOOOOOOOOO! at the heavens and proceed to design a burnt toast themed costume and begin to battle bread-themed super-villains. So in other words just sit on my coach in full costume waiting since there are no bread-themed super-villains. maybe order a pizza while I'm at it because I'd probably still be hungry.

 

[steam_marc]

Do what I actually did; burn the toast so hard that it actually lights on fire. My dad came downstairs, sniffed the air, and said, "You been making toast?"

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Add peanut butter and enjoy!

 

[Blimey]

Just put more jam on it, and enjoy.

I just spent a whole goddamned 2 minutes making toast, I ain't waiting another 2 minutes to make some more.

 

[Shoqiyqa]

Find the one that designed the little control knob on the toaster and torture them to death over a period of weeks.

Skip to 3:48

 

[Davrel]

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!


Toast is serious business.

 

[Flee the Cities]

I would leap off this mortal coil

 

[Julianking93]

Get pissed. Throw it away. Make another piece of toast

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Carry on scraping, because obviously I'm not trying hard enough

Intone in a low, powerful voice: "You have failed me for the last time.". Then bin it and make a new one. That's what I get for using Warburtons.

 

[Totenkopf]

Eat it. I've eaten toast, which was as black as... black things. Chocolate creme fixes that always.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Eat it.
I like my Toast blackened to a Crisp.

Creative you say? Well I suppose I could first do a little jig while dressed as The Warden.

 

[Hutchy_Bear]

Invent a time machine so I can go back in time to prevent me from burning the toast. However If I go back in time to stop myself burning the toast, I should have already experienced that event in my past and so no toast would be burnt in the first place. Seeing myself from the future coming back to prevent toast burning would mean I will have to invent a time machine so I could go back in time and let my past self enjoy a tasty breakfast. That would mean my destiny is laid out in front of me and have no choice over what my future will entail. I blame the toast

 

[Flee the Cities]

Perhaps feed the toast to a friendly animal,such as a nearby squirrel, thereby winning its eternal trust

 

[Kasawd]

I usually eat my burnt toast smothered in honey. It's reall not that and and I can't bring myself to waste the bread.

I suppose I could just throw it to the birds.

 

[MONTGOMERYWOODRUFF69]

Set the earth ablaze, then everything will match the toast.

 

[rt052192]

weep in mourning and then proceed to make more toast

 

[cyber_andyy]

...I sang out of tune,
Would you stand up and walk out on me.
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song,
And I'll try not to sing out of key.
Oh I get by with a little help from my friends,
Ummm I get high with a little help from my friends,
Ummm Going to try with a little help from my friends.

What do I do when my love is away.
(Does it worry you to be alone)
How do I feel by the end of the day
(Are you sad because you're on your own)
No, I get by with a little help from my friends,
Ummm I get high with a little help from my friends,
Ummm Going to try with a little help from my friends

Do you need anybody?
I need somebody to love.
Could it be anybody?
I want somebody to love.

Would you believe in a love at first sight,
Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time.
What do you see when you turn out the light,
I can't tell you, but I know it's mine.
Oh I get by with a little help from my friends,
Ummm I get high with a little help from my friends,
Oh I'm Going to try with a little help from my friends

Do you need anybody?
I just need someone to love.
Could it be anybody?
I want somebody to love.
Oh I get by with a little help from my friends,
Ummm Going to try with a little help from my friends
Oh I get high with a little help from my friends
Yes I get by with a little help from my friends,
With a little help from my friends!


OT: Eat it, I'm not fussy. I'll eat just about anything.

 

[cyber_andyy]

Invent a time machine so I can go back in time to prevent me from burning the toast. However If I go back in time to stop myself burning the toast, I should have already experienced that event in my past and so no toast would be burnt in the first place. Seeing myself from the future coming back to prevent toast burning would mean I will have to invent a time machine so I could go back in time and let my past self enjoy a tasty breakfast. That would mean my destiny is laid out in front of me and have no choice over what my future will entail. I blame the toast

However, if you stop the toast burning the need for a time machine never arises and the time machine is never built, and you never went back in time to prevent such toast burning.

 

[Srdjan]

Eat it and pretend I liked it better that way, real men never make mistakes.

 

[esperandote]

freeze it to compensate