What would YOU do to create a utopia?

[Spider Expert]

First, all monkeys would have to be dead, including the evil Space Monkeys.... Stupid monkeys!

Second, and most importantly, more naked, yet hot women... What?

Third, cheese for everyone!

Fourth, videogames.

randum xdd

Random? But I say this stuff all the time.

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[Booze Zombie]

I would create a planet of unparalleled beauty with my super-cyber 3001 super-form and make it a very stable island paradise with a diverse ecosystem and as little technology as possible, excluding landing pads for space craft.

 

[Mostly Harmless]

Utopia Comes from two Greek words meaning not, and place.
Therefore leave every thing live my life to the full and hope whatever God you believe in already made it for.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

Realize it's impossible, move on with my life.

 

[Anomynous 167]

Kill everyone I don't feel deserves to live then use oral sex instead of money cause cmon...who doesn't like oral sex? That's what makes life worth living

Speak for yourself, I have no liking of oral sex whatsoever.

My own utopia? Let me see

- Capital punishment would make a resounding comeback; none of this rehabilitation nonsense. You break the laws I deem warrant enough severanty, you pay with your life.

- I could care less what your name happens to be or who you are for that matter, again you do not break my laws.

- Force all lazy welfare cases to either earn a living or be shipped to an island; you work to live in my society. No bleeding the system dry.

- Abolish French in Quebec; no I have no qualms with the language nor its culture and would love an opportunity to visit France, however Quebec has a holier-than-thou opinion of themselvs and I would like to take them down a peg or two.

- Everyone pays taxes, believe in whatever God you want, that is not an excuse to avoid taxes. No I will not accept "God does not believe we should not have to pay", I shall merely refer you to my second rule.

1. I'd only do capital punishment if the word "punishment" was at the beggining of a sentence
2. Agreed, not only that but I'd end racism by removing all forms of welfare.
3. wii wii, no Freunch' will live, DOWN WITH ZE FREUNCH!
4. Here is what I'd do, paying taxes would be optional, the other option is not paying them and getting deported.
My own thing.
Here is what I'd do... NOTHING as when ever a govement does something it always makes things worse
As for my punishments for crimes, I'd like them to fit the crime...
Vandilism= Community service
Murder= Work at a hospital
Robery= Fine
Being Freunch = Mandatory classes in all chinease languages until you pass them.
Rape = Neuter
How are those punishments?

 

[Link Kadeshi]

SUPER EDIT!!! MWAHAHA!

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Random? But I say this stuff all the time.

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Why do I always get that look? Weird.

 

[McClaud]

I'm still building my arcology.

It's about a story tall now. The water purifiers are on-line.

 

[Gamine]

err... . . .

 

[Owned by 3 year olds]

Kill anyone that does something considered stupid,annoying,or shouldn't be part of the gene pool.

 

[Mean Mother Rucker]

Eliminate the human element, myself included.
Because a utopia cannot exist with people. It's just bad chemistry.

If that don't work, go with Brave New World-esque utopia.

 

[that guy 2000]

The word Bioshock comes to mind...

 

[Gamine]

Own a Deathnote, perhaps. .

 

[matrix3509]

My utopia has nobody else in it except for me. I loath people, so any place without them is my utopia, which is why I want live in outer space.

 

[that guy 2000]

I think you are awesome

 

[kyouger]

I would send giant pa-sychic squids to every major city in the world, thus causing everyone to work together to rebuild their...

Wait a minute...

I think the most logical course of action would be to genetically bioengineer a psychic octopus monster and teleport it into New York City, causing it to conjure horrible, maddening visions in the minds of the city's people which result in death.

Obviously.

METALKIIINNNGGG! I will have my vengeance! Soon, soon...

PS: The Watchmen movie rocked.

 

[thefrizzlefry]

I'd instruct my subjects to get baked, and then watch 2001: A Space Odyssey with their neighbors.
I'd also take away currency, and get rid of religion.

 

[John-Joe]

I'd make some guy control Russia against me, and play real-life Red Alert.

When I was done with that, I would make it legal to smoke inside again(in whatever countries it's illegal) even though I don't smoke, because it's serious liberty theft to make it illegal.(if you can't say liberty theft, My bad)

Then I'd remove Greenland from the world for being so incredibly boring.

After I was done with all that, I would release Diablo 3 and it would rock.

 

[Skalman]

A utopia is the unachievable society. It cannot be achieved.

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

Set up an order of bitchslappers.....that will operate kinda like the Jedi.

We will walk around ***** slapping anyone that is deemed a waste of human life and will continue to do so until they correct themselves.

gangsters? smack* Insolent students? smack* Jerk ass idiots? *smack smack smack

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

I would release Diablo 3 and it would rock.

Hells yeah.

My order of bitchslappers commended you.