What would you do to if you had your own country?

-bladerunner-

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I'd make every other country like megaton by dropping a bomb on them which would not go off, then if they tried to retaliate I would detonate it :) the ultimate way to keep peace.
 

Talendra

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I would probably bake a cake, and eat it.
Maybe make a whole lot cakes and invite any nearby islands over for a party.
 

aperpheldy

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bodyklok said:
aperpheldy said:
bodyklok said:
Invade Sweden. Neutrality is not an option!
The swiss are nuetral but they are not pacifists. Every swiss man aged between 20 and 40 is in the Swiss national militia and keeps a rifle at home. If the swiss had to fight a war, their "army" would be 500,000 strong. During WW2, the Swiss air force nonchalantly shot down both German and Allied aircraft.
Interesting... I invade Switzerland with nukes!
A full proof plan. I hope destorying the county that gave us some good things like valcro and swiss army knives makes you happy. how do you sleep at night?
 

bodyklok

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aperpheldy said:
bodyklok said:
aperpheldy said:
bodyklok said:
Invade Sweden. Neutrality is not an option!
The swiss are nuetral but they are not pacifists. Every swiss man aged between 20 and 40 is in the Swiss national militia and keeps a rifle at home. If the swiss had to fight a war, their "army" would be 500,000 strong. During WW2, the Swiss air force nonchalantly shot down both German and Allied aircraft.
Interesting... I invade Switzerland with nukes!
A full proof plan. I hope destorying the county that gave us some good things like valcro and swiss army knives makes you happy. how do you sleep at night?
Like a baby... Like an evil baby.
 

Vroboros00

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The infamous SCAMola said:
I would make Swedish the official language, and I would also make it compulsory to wear your underpants on top of your trousers and change said underpants every 30 minutes.

1 gigantic cookie if you get the reference.
^^
I'd invade his country.
 

Yrael

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hmmmm
well firstly i would abolish silly protocols and i don't wanna make a list but there are a LOT of things i'd like to change about the one im currently in -_-.
Hell, I'd build it up to be a reasearch capital and a refuge for genetisicists, and then when we have developed disease free livestock i'd patent them sell non breeding pairs and rack up cash enough to have offshore manufacturing plants, remove cars; instead use a rolling road powered by a atomic power pile for the entire city, and then i would use tax money to found companies for games design & agmented reality. Oh and Then i would use the capital from the companies i founded to make a new infrastucture project; The Space Elivator. Once my country had a Strangle hold on the buisness of what goes up cheaply into space (THe elivators require near 0 to function as it's mostly counterweights) I would make sure that each month a pack of supplies is pushed over towards mars so when people actually manage to get there i will claim it is a protectorate of my country, and demand they pay for using my equipment. Unfortunately the moon is already taken and well screw venus. so my little slice of world would take everywhere by the throat. It would be awsome, of course It would be manditory for each student to complete some kind of momentus project before they were allowed to finish school with honours. Anything as long as it's impressive. Games would be used for education, and the sceince of inducing the creation of patterns in nearual tissues would be advanced to the point that school would be obsolete and people would gain skills through the use of stimulation to effectively simulate the memories that are condusive to skills. this nation would be known as positivana. I Wish It Existed.
The technology created in the country would be subject to a fifty percent goverment markdown so that gaming tech would be cheap as chips and you could buy entire VR rig for around 500 dollars. There would be a goverment created game which uses face mounted displaies to overlay scenes over what you see. For example a adventure game might cause you to be attacked by ninja bunny pirates on the way to the shops and have to fen them off with the weapons now sprounting from your arms.
Most of the tech for this to happen is around but it isn't cheap and people don't care enough to use it. Also if you really had to have a car then it would use ceramic hydrogen fuel cells and the body work world be interchangable.
.... theres a Hell'va lot more i'd do but that's the basic stuff
 

Skeleon

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I'd further biomedical research, complete the dissociation between state and church, decrease military spending, increase money for schools and universities, reintroduce property tax...
 

Yrael

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aperpheldy said:
bodyklok said:
Invade Sweden. Neutrality is not an option!
The swiss are nuetral but they are not pacifists. Every swiss man aged between 20 and 40 is in the Swiss national militia and keeps a rifle at home. If the swiss had to fight a war, their "army" would be 500,000 strong. During WW2, the Swiss air force nonchalantly shot down both German and Allied aircraft.
is that an exerpt from the book of general ignorance i see?
 

Lexodus

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I would exterminate everyone in my country and rent the space to someother country.
Oh, definitely. Genocide is the way to go.

Just for teh lulz.
 

aperpheldy

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Yrael said:
aperpheldy said:
bodyklok said:
Invade Sweden. Neutrality is not an option!
The swiss are nuetral but they are not pacifists. Every swiss man aged between 20 and 40 is in the Swiss national militia and keeps a rifle at home. If the swiss had to fight a war, their "army" would be 500,000 strong. During WW2, the Swiss air force nonchalantly shot down both German and Allied aircraft.
is that an exerpt from the book of general ignorance i see?
Indeed it is. Hello fellow enlightened one.
 

Yrael

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Why are most people slaughtering their future General population? I mean i can see some of the flaws with them but shooting them may not help... could be wrong though....
 

Spyalt

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Lets see all I'd really do is kill any white person who thinks that they can rap. Then the world would be a better place.
 

-bladerunner-

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bodyklok said:
aperpheldy said:
bodyklok said:
aperpheldy said:
bodyklok said:
Invade Sweden. Neutrality is not an option!
The swiss are nuetral but they are not pacifists. Every swiss man aged between 20 and 40 is in the Swiss national militia and keeps a rifle at home. If the swiss had to fight a war, their "army" would be 500,000 strong. During WW2, the Swiss air force nonchalantly shot down both German and Allied aircraft.
Interesting... I invade Switzerland with nukes!
A full proof plan. I hope destorying the county that gave us some good things like valcro and swiss army knives makes you happy. how do you sleep at night?
Like a baby... Like an evil baby.
http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w233/caturdayskwerl/Not%20Cats/evil-baby-say-hai.jpg

Look at this :D.
 

xxcloud417xx

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Use my armies to conquer Africa, and stabilize it. get their economy going and start a welfare system. Bring in a Socio-democratic government, then step out. tired of being plagued with the "save the children of africa" ads. This way I can actually do something that will be long term and worthwile for ALL the people of Africa.
 
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Vroboros00 said:
The infamous SCAMola said:
I would make Swedish the official language, and I would also make it compulsory to wear your underpants on top of your trousers and change said underpants every 30 minutes.

1 gigantic cookie if you get the reference.
^^
I'd invade his country.
No you wouldn't, my superior underpants-on-top-of-trouser wearing soldiers would mince meat out of your inferior non-underpants-on-top-of-trouser wearing soldiers.
 

Outcastf

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If I had my own country I would've :

-Forbid fat chicks, no one loves you okay?!
-Forbid woman to wear clothes, we like you like that better!
-Extreminate all midgets, you're scary people
-Have a stable economy,yes America, MINE WOULD WORK!
-Forbid British humor,IT JUST WON'T MAKE ME LAUGH
-Invade the moon and create the Outcastf empire, after we gained enough strength we would conquer earth and force YOU ALL to watch boring television (which I will forbid in my country)