What would you do to if you had your own country?

[Outcastf]

- Obliterate Isreal

you should keep political thoughts for yourself, unless you mean obliterate by finishing the arguement over it's land, but for that you need a weaker word than obliterate.

 

[Vroboros00]

I would make Swedish the official language, and I would also make it compulsory to wear your underpants on top of your trousers and change said underpants every 30 minutes.

1 gigantic cookie if you get the reference.

^^
I'd invade his country.

No you wouldn't, my superior underpants-on-top-of-trouser wearing soldiers would mince meat out of your inferior non-underpants-on-top-of-trouser wearing soldiers.

Look outside your window, if you spent less time typing 'underpants-on-top-of-trouser wearing soldiers' you'd notice that I already have. I shall rename it SCAMtopia.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

I would make Swedish the official language, and I would also make it compulsory to wear your underpants on top of your trousers and change said underpants every 30 minutes.

1 gigantic cookie if you get the reference.

^^
I'd invade his country.

No you wouldn't, my superior underpants-on-top-of-trouser wearing soldiers would mince meat out of your inferior non-underpants-on-top-of-trouser wearing soldiers.

Look outside your window, if you spent less time typing 'underpants-on-top-of-trouser wearing soldiers' you'd notice that I already have. I shall rename it SCAMtopia.

Curse me and my predilection for overly long words.

 

[stewart34]

NO RULEZ, other than no murder. It would be awesome but then, you would want to do it once the opportunity could ever happen

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Make the entire population calm the fuck down. In essence make a society of laid back 20 somethings, all friendly and fun. Then, open a shit load of breweries, legalize weed (while at the same time policing quality) and probably make one political party whose job is to make shit right, not make shit right for two people bitching in the background because they want things their way.

Environmentally friendly as much as possible, crap loads of research into other needed stuff (growing more food, drinkable water, other forms of energy production, space travel, locating to other planets etc) also I would make army service compulsory, as I want a society of polite but comfortable that are hard working. I would then remove any form of no work compensation, instead building blocks of houses and forcing the people there to work at a designated job, none of this "I can't find work, poor me shit" I hate this trend of people being held up by society, instead they will be given work.

Strict policing of immigrants, for instance allowing only intelligent or attractive people in. Utopia only works if we make it work.

 

[YukoValis]

I would eliminate people who raise these questions...
It isn't good for patriotism...

I would love to outlaw patriotism in mine, but then how am I going to control the people?

If you outlawed patriotism then wouldn't the un-patriotic masses would become pstriotic becuase they are un-patriotic and want to defy the government?

Patriotism is an illusion like many things man-made. It's created for people to live, work, fight, and die for the person that owns the land. As it's considered a "Noble" concept, it's frowned upon to be anti-patriotic. Ironically there are too many man-made problems with ruling a country, so I think I'd prefer some of the other choices posted here. Zombies are fun.

 

[Scythos]

Sell it and buy a bigger country.

kerching.

 

[Deathsong17]

-I would make Welsh the official language
-All chavs will be disposed of by forcing them into the military as human sheilds for
helecopters
-No Rugby
-Anyone found with drugs will be executed
-Everyone must work, anyone caught living off Benefits will no longer receive any unless they're activly looking for work
-Smoking is banned unless in an airtight private room at home with CCTV and must do so alone, all clothes must be changed and breathmints must be consumed before leaving the room
-Fanboyism is banned

 

[Kranoes]

i would flee from the country because i hate being asked to do stuff. and I dubely hate it when its being asked by thickies and probaly sell it to Russia, or Mexico Or umbrella corp.

 

[dwightsteel]

Can you say "Party Country?" We'd be like Canada, except cooler, and tropical. The name of the country will be Hellllsssssyeahhhh. The flag will feature two women with huge inviting breasts holding pitchers of beer with palm trees behind them. The national flower will be the Tulip. The national tree will be the Pussy Willow, and the national bird will be...wait for it... the Swallow. If you break the law, it will be considered a party foul, and you'll get kicked out....

...sorry. Spaced out there for a second.

 

[xChevelle24]

I would rule my domain with an iron fist, all who populate my country would be trained in the ways of the ninja because ninjas kick arse, then I'd would send my ninja assassins to kill everyone who has ever wronged me (I keep a list, yes vengeance will be mine) then I'd help the other guys invade sweden, I have no idea why, it just sounds like a good idea.

seriously:

I'd:

forbid fat chicks, you know why.
outlaw celebrity gossip magazines/channels/news coverage
outlaw tennis, golf, football (both kinds)
outlaw religion (nothing against it really, it just fucks things up)
outlaw reality TV because it's bullshit.
outlaw fashion shows because they are fucking stupid
outlaw soap operas.
outlaw rap and hip hop music.
wearing fashion accessories such as belts that do nothing, hoop earings and high heel shoes will be punishable by death

-change the legal age to view and buy porn to 2 years of age.
-create assassin/ninja guild
-every citizen must carry 1 or 2 small bladed weapons (small scythes included) or 1 larger bladed weapon and must also carry 1 or 2 handguns or 1 larger projectile weapon, they will be designed and built to the carrier's specifications, DMC sized weapons are encouraged.
-all citizens will be trained in the use of all weapons during their school years.

execute all people who: are stupid, like reality TV, like soap operas, like rap/hip hop music, and kill all people I don't like.

All citizens must have at least basic knowledge and skill in the discipline of parkour.
my country will have a no tolerance policy regarding douchebags, they will be killed.

belief in scientology, astrology and all hippie shit will be punishable by execution.

enforce the ninja thing above.

remove cars and replace them with really fast bumper cars and really fast conveyor belts to run on.

get rid of the wii, develop motion sensing technology and VR to the point where it kicks arse.

Wow, you literally read my mind.

Well, I guess I'm going to be this guy's Vice President.

 

[traceur_]

I would rule my domain with an iron fist, all who populate my country would be trained in the ways of the ninja because ninjas kick arse, then I'd would send my ninja assassins to kill everyone who has ever wronged me (I keep a list, yes vengeance will be mine) then I'd help the other guys invade sweden, I have no idea why, it just sounds like a good idea.

seriously:

I'd:

forbid fat chicks, you know why.
outlaw celebrity gossip magazines/channels/news coverage
outlaw tennis, golf, football (both kinds)
outlaw religion (nothing against it really, it just fucks things up)
outlaw reality TV because it's bullshit.
outlaw fashion shows because they are fucking stupid
outlaw soap operas.
outlaw rap and hip hop music.
wearing fashion accessories such as belts that do nothing, hoop earings and high heel shoes will be punishable by death

-change the legal age to view and buy porn to 2 years of age.
-create assassin/ninja guild
-every citizen must carry 1 or 2 small bladed weapons (small scythes included) or 1 larger bladed weapon and must also carry 1 or 2 handguns or 1 larger projectile weapon, they will be designed and built to the carrier's specifications, DMC sized weapons are encouraged.
-all citizens will be trained in the use of all weapons during their school years.

execute all people who: are stupid, like reality TV, like soap operas, like rap/hip hop music, and kill all people I don't like.

All citizens must have at least basic knowledge and skill in the discipline of parkour.
my country will have a no tolerance policy regarding douchebags, they will be killed.

belief in scientology, astrology and all hippie shit will be punishable by execution.

enforce the ninja thing above.

remove cars and replace them with really fast bumper cars and really fast conveyor belts to run on.

get rid of the wii, develop motion sensing technology and VR to the point where it kicks arse.

Wow, you literally read my mind.

Well, I guess I'm going to be this guy's Vice President.

yay a like-minded tyrant, we will conquer the world together, you will bring cookies.

 

[Nmil-ek]

Outlaw religious practice to minors, it would be considered a form of child mistreatment and would incorporate a jail sentance. Young minds are highly influencable.

Ban freedom of expression and media you instead shall enjoy and listen to glorious state news, and hail your overlord (mandatory)

 

[xChevelle24]

I would rule my domain with an iron fist, all who populate my country would be trained in the ways of the ninja because ninjas kick arse, then I'd would send my ninja assassins to kill everyone who has ever wronged me (I keep a list, yes vengeance will be mine) then I'd help the other guys invade sweden, I have no idea why, it just sounds like a good idea.

seriously:

I'd:

forbid fat chicks, you know why.
outlaw celebrity gossip magazines/channels/news coverage
outlaw tennis, golf, football (both kinds)
outlaw religion (nothing against it really, it just fucks things up)
outlaw reality TV because it's bullshit.
outlaw fashion shows because they are fucking stupid
outlaw soap operas.
outlaw rap and hip hop music.
wearing fashion accessories such as belts that do nothing, hoop earings and high heel shoes will be punishable by death

-change the legal age to view and buy porn to 2 years of age.
-create assassin/ninja guild
-every citizen must carry 1 or 2 small bladed weapons (small scythes included) or 1 larger bladed weapon and must also carry 1 or 2 handguns or 1 larger projectile weapon, they will be designed and built to the carrier's specifications, DMC sized weapons are encouraged.
-all citizens will be trained in the use of all weapons during their school years.

execute all people who: are stupid, like reality TV, like soap operas, like rap/hip hop music, and kill all people I don't like.

All citizens must have at least basic knowledge and skill in the discipline of parkour.
my country will have a no tolerance policy regarding douchebags, they will be killed.

belief in scientology, astrology and all hippie shit will be punishable by execution.

enforce the ninja thing above.

remove cars and replace them with really fast bumper cars and really fast conveyor belts to run on.

get rid of the wii, develop motion sensing technology and VR to the point where it kicks arse.

Wow, you literally read my mind.

Well, I guess I'm going to be this guy's Vice President.

yay a like-minded tyrant, we will conquer the world together, you will bring cookies.

*grabs credit card and runs to nearest store and buys 3947538 packages of cookies*

Alright, we're good to go!

 

[Nintenbro]

I would hijack the HAARP and threaten the world with my O-zone destroying powers

 

[HerbertTheHamster]

Get Christianity into the country, then tax the damned thing!

Also, i´d have a park where you can go and club seals. "Clubbers"!

 

[traceur_]

I would rule my domain with an iron fist, all who populate my country would be trained in the ways of the ninja because ninjas kick arse, then I'd would send my ninja assassins to kill everyone who has ever wronged me (I keep a list, yes vengeance will be mine) then I'd help the other guys invade sweden, I have no idea why, it just sounds like a good idea.

seriously:

I'd:

forbid fat chicks, you know why.
outlaw celebrity gossip magazines/channels/news coverage
outlaw tennis, golf, football (both kinds)
outlaw religion (nothing against it really, it just fucks things up)
outlaw reality TV because it's bullshit.
outlaw fashion shows because they are fucking stupid
outlaw soap operas.
outlaw rap and hip hop music.
wearing fashion accessories such as belts that do nothing, hoop earings and high heel shoes will be punishable by death

-change the legal age to view and buy porn to 2 years of age.
-create assassin/ninja guild
-every citizen must carry 1 or 2 small bladed weapons (small scythes included) or 1 larger bladed weapon and must also carry 1 or 2 handguns or 1 larger projectile weapon, they will be designed and built to the carrier's specifications, DMC sized weapons are encouraged.
-all citizens will be trained in the use of all weapons during their school years.

execute all people who: are stupid, like reality TV, like soap operas, like rap/hip hop music, and kill all people I don't like.

All citizens must have at least basic knowledge and skill in the discipline of parkour.
my country will have a no tolerance policy regarding douchebags, they will be killed.

belief in scientology, astrology and all hippie shit will be punishable by execution.

enforce the ninja thing above.

remove cars and replace them with really fast bumper cars and really fast conveyor belts to run on.

get rid of the wii, develop motion sensing technology and VR to the point where it kicks arse.

Wow, you literally read my mind.

Well, I guess I'm going to be this guy's Vice President.

yay a like-minded tyrant, we will conquer the world together, you will bring cookies.

*grabs credit card and runs to nearest store and buys 3947538 packages of cookies*

Alright, we're good to go!

On to destroy Sealand because although it's officially a country it's a joke and it pisses me off, and then we kill tom cruise, recruit anonymous and destroy the rest of scientology.

 

[Whobajube]

Apart from rule it with an iron fist? Make sure that it's major export was something completely ridiculous... Like checkered toe-socks or something. Also name it something ridiculous... but I can't think of anything right now, haha.