What would you do with a clone of yourself?

[whaleswiththumbs]

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My and a friend were talking and i somehow got to ask her what she would do with a clone of herself. She said she would try to be friends with it. You kinda have to understand our relationship to get what she said next so, she has a boyfriend, who is not me, but we are probably as good friends as you could be without stepping over that line, although people always think so. So I said something like, I'd take care of your clone for you, or something such, and we got to an understanding that i would date her clone while she dated her bf, and how we'd argue and I'd say something like, Well i'm just gonna go the clone! and she would say, Yeah well i'm just gonna go mess with angel(her bf name, gayest name ever(no offence))! Mopst hilarious conversation i have had in awhile. You don't laugh then you would have had to hear it.

So if you had a clone of yourself what would you do with it?

I'd kill him, cause there can only be one me, and the other one would just swagger-jack everything i do.

 

[Junkle]

I would end up ganging up with him and probably taking over the world. I'm already pretty smart anyways, so having 2 of myself would be entertaining.
I would also end up doing all of my homework on time. Oh well.

 

[Omikron009]

I too, would kill him. I can't imagine any good coming out of cloning oneself. See the Calvin and Hobbes "miniseries" in which Calvin converts his transmogrifier into a duplicator, and winds up in a whole mess of trouble, the lovable little scamp.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

You sure this was search bar approved? I'd swear I see this pop up every now and them

ANYWAY OT
I'd just pal around with him. Or confuse people or beat the crap out myself, just to see if I win against myself

 

[Neonbob]

Shoot it.
In the face.
It's not murder then.
And I don't wish to share the spotlight.

 

[malestrithe]

You seen that movie the island? Yeah the movie sucked because the director cannot do good science fiction without turning it into military porn, but I would do something like that with my clone.

 

[Julianking93]

There's no room in this world for 2 perfect people, so I'd stab him in his beautiful face.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I would watch him melt.
Cloning is still a work in progress.
Plus I want to see him melt.

 

[ae86gamer]

Am I the only one who thought of a perverted answer?? >_>

OT: I'd run my clone over with a car.

 

[ReinofFire]

I would create more than two of me and put each one in a different environment to see if they can survive. Which I think yes, I will.

Or I'll just multitask and have my clones do things I don't have time for.

 

[Worgen]

I would have sooo much sex with myself, that will teach him to be so sexy

 

[Dorian]

Am I the only one who thought of a perverted answer?? >_>

No, no you did not.

And I'd lock myself in my closet and "visit" myself every night before bedtime ^___^

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

Am I the only one who thought of a perverted answer?? >_>

OT: I'd run my clone over with a car.

I thought of one at first, but then the homoerotic factor came in and grossed me alittle.

And yes i'm sure this is approved, nothing like this showed up, something about cloning was last posted on the 4th, though.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I don't know.

Give him a cookie?

 

[GRoXERs]

I would have sooo much sex with myself, that will teach him to be so sexy

This. Then, when I got tired of all the homoeroticism, we would fight to the death and the winner would become the new (or old, I suppose) me. Cookie for reference, but it's easy, so the cookie is just a pecan sandie.

 

[Kollega]

I dunno. First i'd probably team up with him for confusion,and then,earlier or later,take over the world.

 

[S-Unleashed]

Make an army for when the Mars guys come to take over. Your welcome. Or just hang out.

 

[Souplex]

There were attempts to clone me but the universe, incapable of containing such awesomeness just caused the clones heads to explode.

 

[MuddShark6]

I would finally have a drinkin buddy that I would feel bad about doing mean crap to. No more penis drawing on the face for you. Uh me?