What would you do with a clone of yourself?

[_zuul]

is it masturbation if you have sex with.....?

That is abit mindblowing id say. You are playing with yourself, but your not alone.

Now, if I were to answer the question seriously, I think id get along pretty well with myself. Tho we'd prolly be competing quite abit on who would get to play on the xbox or computer for certain games. Plus with my awesome sense of humor there would never be a dull moment. Tho most of my friends would prolly agree one me is more then enough ^^

to be serious myself,

is the clone as old/mature as me or is it a baby?
i would probably be mean to a child version of myself,
but if he's somehow aged to match me, then we'd get along fine

 

[Svenparty]

First he would assist Me during My current pointless Media assignment and then I'd take him home and seduce Him.

 

[DoW Lowen]

If it was really a clone of myself I'd kill it, because it'd be thinking the same thing.

 

[Skeleon]

Is he fully conscious, sentient and my age?
In that case I'd tell him to emmigrate and live his life far away from me as a separate person.
If he isn't conscious, I'd keep him around as an organ donor.
If he isn't conscious yet (simply because he's a newborn), I'd give him to some orphanage in a far away country.

 

[Smudge91]

I would probably kill her as one of me is enough. Or if i didn't have the heart to, we could always do tricks on people and send people eventually insane, it could be quite fun.

 

[Skeleon]

is it masturbation if you have sex with.....?

Not really, it'd be a separate person with different experiences and memories, just with the same genes as yours.
Basically, like a twin.
It'd be homosexual incest, not masturbation.

 

[Animated Rope]

Uhh, what kind of clone? I mean, I have an identical twin and haven't heard of anyone killing their sibling because of an identity crisis or anything.

"Neat, a clone, I guess we're triplets now."

So I wouldn't do anything dramatic.

 

[Lullabye]

Clone of My Own
(To the tune of "Home on the Range")

Oh, give me a clone,
With the genes like my own,
But convert my Y to an X.
And since she's like me,
It's a sure certainty,
That she'll think of nothing but sex.

(Chorus)

Clone, clone of my own,
Who's always eager to play,
Means we'll have great fun,
And I'll only need one,
So please get her started today.

As long as you're mixing,
Some genes could use fixing,
To make her the best she can be.
Blond hair and blue eyes,
And a skinnier size,
And an IQ a bit less than me.

(chorus)

Please send me my clone,
Just as soon as she's grown,
Past the virtual age of eighteen.
I'm tired of dating,
And eagerly waiting,
To make it on the cloning scene.

(chorus)

 

[Duck Sandwich]

Buy some extra boxing gear for him and have boxing matches every day. And divide my social commitments between us, so one day, I'd go to work and boxing, while he would go to school and, possibly party. And we'd have some climatically awesome matches of Smash Bros and Starcraft.

 

[Blimey]

*snip*

*Applauds* Bravo!

 

[Sneaklemming]

Id instal a jump clone