What would you do with a key that opens everything?

[II2]

Nocturnal always be losin' her shit to petty hoods. You'd think a Daedric prince would have a bit more together.

Anyways, I'd go look for Pandora's Box.

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

Two words: Chastity belts.

Dayum, good one.

I'd use it to unlock peoples thoughts.

 

[Kortney]

I'd have a really hard time disengaging myself from my morality. I doubt I'd be able to steal. Even if it would be incredibly easy - I'd feel rotten for doing so.

I'd probably just keep it on me in case an emergency or something. I don't know.

 

[karplas]

I'd try to open up people's minds.

Now that's some poetic shit right there huh?

 

[aLivingPheonix]

Open the inter-dimensional doors between this universe and the Mass Effect universe, then I'd steal the Normandy and become reality's greatest inter-dimensional space pirate.

Or possible just use it to rob a bank.

 

[Sticky Squid]

I'd just casually stroll into peoples houses and see what they'd do.

 

[BENZOOKA]

I would open the hearts and minds of all people

or you know, steal shit.

 

[Harbinger_]

I'd open people's minds so they'd be willing to give me things.

Also: World Peace

 

[noxymoron19]

I would open my fiance's legs.

You had me saying "Oh Snap" On my end.

Anyways, I'd open that one shed at every school that no kid ever sees inside. That one mystery shed where you just knew the janitor killed students and hid them. Man those were good memories

 

[DefunctTheory]

I would open my fiance's legs.

Why stop there?

 

[X10J]

I'd open minds.

 

[The Night Shade]

I'd open everything.

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BUT ANYHOW, I'd probably rob people blind. I'm a wonderful person.

I'd lock it up and lose the key to open the safe.

Double ninja'd

I would steal things or destroy it

 

[ryo02]

Frag off all the other keys hanging on my pocket knife and replace 'em with this one. I'll never worry about being locked out of anthing ever again.

the key unlocks everything nothing was said about locking things back up you might still need all those keys for that.

Id unlock ... all the government secret stuff.

 

[Geekosaurus]

I guess I'd open things. I'd open up time.

 

[Wyane380]

Mostly knock out padlocks for abandoned properties like factories, hospitals, and schools. And totally explore sewer and catacomb systems.

 

[Rayne870]

I would open my fiance's legs.

You had me saying "Oh Snap" On my end.

Anyways, I'd open that one shed at every school that no kid ever sees inside. That one mystery shed where you just knew the janitor killed students and hid them. Man those were good memories

Ah yes the mystery shed, I remember that, damn it now I want to know what's inside.

 

[Rayne870]

I would open my fiance's legs.

Why stop there?

Because most of the time one woman is more than enough.

 

[jamesmax]

AREA 51 LOL just walk in wereing a lab coat

 

[loc978]

Theft, corporate espionage, political assassination... the target list is long.

 

[Jessta]

I live in a town where no one locks anything and I know how to lock pick and have lockpicks because I keep losing keys... That would be useless to me... I'd sell it on Ebay and get myself a GOOD super power!
it really depends on the scope of its power, like if it could somehow allow me to get past security guards, cameras, dogs, lasers, electronic locking system, the whole shizzam then it would be pretty snazzy, otherwise its just a magical set of lock picks. if it could do all of the above I would break into the local store on a daily basis and steal a red bull every day.