What would you do with a key that opens everything?

BENZOOKA

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ezeroast said:
BENZOOKA said:
I would open the hearts and minds of all people

or you know, steal shit.
"I was just about to say that, I swear.. amazing"
Haha. Well played. I think you're the first one to know that without asking.
 

Dogstile

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Aha, it can open anything, but can it lock anything?

If it can also lock, then i'd just keep it. Convenience at its best.
 

Darth IB

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Necromancer Jim said:
I'd open everything.
This. Can't get the lid off the jam? Use key on lid. Locked myself out of my flat? Use key on door. Bored? Use key on every inanimate object I see. Someone tries to mug me? Use key on their ribcage.
 

staika

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I'd try to find a lock that can't be opened by any key and see what happens. If I can't I'll use the infinite power of the key to open the door to different treasure vaults and become a famous treasure hunter with the ability to open any lock with my magical key.
 

Zantos

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Wasn't the sonic screwdriver essentially this? (Unless it was deadbolted)

I'd probably break into posh houses and smoke their cigars, drink their whiskey and swim in their pool.
 

Lawnmooer

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I'd keep it with me to help my friends if they ever lose a key, or want to mess around by finding out what is behind a locked door. Also may unlock random things I find... Just to have a look inside. Also if it didn't need an actual keyhole I'd try and make holes in walls and such to see what would happen if I tried to unlock it...

Also start a small business in which people pay me for unlocking things.
 

Karilas

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I'd use it to take holidays in unoccupied mansions.

And, of course, to really piss people off when they were absolutely certain they'd locked the door.

Although that small business idea mentioned above is fantastic, you could get people back into their cars without breaking any windows and stuff.
 

ezeroast

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BENZOOKA said:
ezeroast said:
BENZOOKA said:
I would open the hearts and minds of all people

or you know, steal shit.
"I was just about to say that, I swear.. amazing"
Haha. Well played. I think you're the first one to know that without asking.
Great movie and also I actually was about to say that (i swear)