What would you find in video game hell?

[Librarian Mike]

Heavenly Redemption, requires SecuRom to activate.

Activation Key not recognized


...basically that, over and over again.

 

[Pendragon9]

ET and Superman 64 having a "who sucks more" battle, and you can't even watch it because it lags and needs to load every 5 seconds.

 

[strangemoose]

super man 64 2!!!!

 

[KowBonez]

Any game designed for girls, like Barbie adventure and Mary Kate and Ashley games.

 

[Yamikotai]

Trapped in a movie theater which only plays the cutscenes from MGS4, 24/7, never ending. No way of escape.

 

[randomrob]

only three things, A ps3 with a yellow light and an x-box 360 with a red ring. The only option left is in a floodlight in the center of the room, a nintendo wii...

 

[Julianking93]

Twilight: the Video Game

Oh god, no!!!!!!

 

[Valiance]

Never-ending Supaplex.

Though perhaps that would be heaven.

 

[Veekter]

Infinitely respawning enemies that fill the last guy's place instantly and you can't advance unless you kill them

 

[Crusader078]

A crucified Gabe Newell

 

[kemosabi4]

A game where you destroyed buildings and they never came back EVER. *wink* *wink*

 

[Souplex]

I would have to watch fratboys overtake gaming and watch as shooters replaced platformers grey-brown replaced colors and me tooing replaced originality. Wait...

 

[mykalwane]

Unresponsive controls. Red Steel is this.

 

[Randomologist]

A JRPG with infinitely respawning enemies, limited ammo, "friendly" AI, linear gameplay with no room for strategy or lateral thinking, and an online co-op with either squeaky noobs, fanboys, or twitchy Halo fans who always go for the biggest gun they can carry.

That.

 

[WorldCritic]

I'd probably have to listen to Jack Thompson talk all day.

 

[Le_Lisra]

an infinite number of politicians, moms, dads, teachers, preachers and other people heckling against gaming and you can't talk back cos oyu are a mute fps charakter.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

You ARE the video game characters. And every game is automatically set to the highest difficulty.

Kinda like this except you star as the Player Character in a game from your favourite genre and you forced to suffer with the worst video game tropes around such as insurmountable waist high fences, fetch quests, escort quests, forced stealth sections, etc. but as you are now the player character, you will die and die a lot.

 

[bioshockedcriticjrr]

an incredibly difficult boss which even if you did manage to kill, would explode taking away most, if not all of your health. you know like that armadillo thing in Ninja Gaiden 2

 

[lockeslylcrit]

Hell would be having all the game stores stock nothing but Action 52.