what would you make Earth's official language?

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Furioso

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I've heard that English is one of the hardest languages to learn, what with all of our insane rules, silent letters, and slang, so maybe it should be one of the easiest to learn, whatever that would be
 

UrieHusky

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I'm going to be boring and say English, specifically English(UK).

Mostly because it's one of the most efficient languages I know of (I'm sure there are some that are more efficient or at least on the same level but from the languages I've personally studied, I always end up writing half a sentence more to say the exact same thing)

I say specifically UK English because I'm biased and because I hate remembering to use different spelling and mannerisms when talking to Americans or anyone who learnt American English.

My more interesting choice would likely be Italian. Them hand gestures... xD
 

viranimus

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English. not only for its ease and commonallity, but the influence it now holds on other languages, with many words in other languages are English anyway.
 

Someone Depressing

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Hyrulian, of course! http://www.omniglot.com/writing/hylian3.htm

Capcha: panic stations. Ah, yes - panic stations. They're full of 10-20 year-old girls who are the protagonists of surival-horror games. Memories.

Though, English (usually US or UK English) is taught all over the world, and your typical aristrocat-dock-fucking-bastard who lives across the street and burns queen-sized beds for a living probably knows it already.
 

bullet_sandw1ch

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i think it should be both latin and english. that way we more or less cover half the worlds language making it easier to make a transition.
 

Nickolai77

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Well, basically it's English.

Which is very good for native English speakers since it means you can go to most countries and expect at least some people there will also speak English. On the other hand, it makes it harder for native English speakers to learn another language because they are less likely to come into contact with other languages. It also means that, for non-native English speakers, they can access both media in their own language and culture and the international language of English.
 

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leet_x1337 said:
Raven said:
Well English should be the main language but all cursing must be uttered in Chinese!
I dunno...I find Japanese obscenities even more awesome, but to each his own, I suppose.
I have to disagree. It may be because I used to hang out with lots of chinese, but there is a very nice "feel" to swearing or ranting in Chinese that I honestly find hard to describe. That and it often sounds like Amy Wong from futurama.

OT:Malay, just for sadistic giggles. Maybe then it wouldn't be so useless(Ok, strong word. maybe)

If not, we shall all speak the universal language of violence,if only to make presidential elections and debate more fun to watch
 

emeraldrafael

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The language of business and commerce should your official world language, although if I made a push ofr anything Id make it sign language. I find it easier to learn new words in since you get that little motion to stimulate your mind and its something you can do yourself to.
 

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Spanish. That way everyone can sound incredibly sexy when they roll their R's.

I don't speak Spanish though.
 

IamQ

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Lojban or Elvish.

If I wanted to be sadistic, I'd say Finnish. There are like 2 other countries on the planet with similar language origins.
 

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Guffe said:
Spanish or English.
Only chinese is a more spoken language than these two to begin with but that does no take into account all the different slangs of that language (people from south China does not understand a person speaking Chinese in the North, or so I've heard) so I'd pick either of the two most spoken languages in the world.

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Or then I would just go with Finish to fuck with peoples' minds...
There is no spoken Chinese language instead it is Mandarin or Cantonese (those are the main 2) and that is why the north and south wouldn't understand each other Mandarin is the most spoken on the 2 with almost double the amount of people over English. English would be the most widely spoken but Mandarin has more people speaking it.
 

The White Hunter

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Finnish, because: saippuakuppinippukauppias

Which means soap dish wholesale vendor.

Also finnish is awesome.
 

EternalFacepalm

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Binary code.

No really, I want to hear my women talk affectionately to me in 1's and 0's.... maybe an occasional 2 if they're feeling extra dirty.

Also, I'd pay good money to hear the micro machines man speak like this.
Wouldn't saying two in binary code be like speaking Arabic in the middle of an English sentence more than anything? I know you're not being serious, but I'd just like to point out that it makes no sense.

OT: English, because it basically already is.
 

BishopofAges

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My vote is in latin, most countries already know half of it and its fun to yell at people in it, makes you sound like you're casting a spell or something. Dead languages are the only fair way to do it so you don't sound like "I'ma 'Merican so 'erbody gotta speek 'merican!"-type biased.
 

mateushac

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I'll vote for latin so you self-entitled american capitalist pigs have something to moan about (ending sentences with a preposition LIKE A BAWS)!
 

Infernai

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Wookie (Yes, i know there is an official name for it and all but...i doubt many people here read all that deeply into the expanded universe material). Twould be most hilarious to behold...and likely lead to a mass loss of hearing.