What would you write on a Safe Room wall?

[Headsprouter]

''THIS IS A FORUM



WHERE NOBODY REPLIES''

Just in reference to the ''i miss the internet'' safe room writings.

 

[CultistRat]

Next to a door "And now for something completely different" and right outside the door "Just kidding - more zombies."

 

[Solo-Wing]

I just saw Chuck Norris turned into a zombie. WE ARE FUCKED!!!!!!!!

 

[MaxRaine]

"And remember, the safety word is bananas"

or

"Press X to jump"

 

[CatmanStu]

"Is it safe?"

 

[Solo-Wing]

"Press X to jump"

"Press X to not die"

 

[Vanbael]

Leon,
I left a rocket launcher near the [insert final stage name here]. Use it last, like usual.
A. Wong.

This must be written in nice cursive too.

 

[honkyjesus]

"What is Left 4 Dead?"

 

[Solo-Wing]

Leon,
I left a rocket launcher near the [insert final stage name here]. Use it last, like usual.
A. Wong.

This must be written in nice cursive too.

You know the rocket launcher IS optional in RE4. Killed final boss without it. Then I was aloud to keep it for next playthrough

OT: Well the zombies don't seem to like my flamethrower. They start freaking out when I light them on fire. Who da thunk it?

 

[SoloStoffe]

I know this has been said before, but I would write, with a large black marker, "THE GAME".

 

[Vykrel]

for the next person that finds it?...

"We took all the food with us"

 

[Kunzer]

"This wouldn't have happened if we had voted for Bob Dole"

 

[Solo-Wing]

"This wouldn't have happened if we had voted for Bob Dole"

You just reminded me of this.

 

[Kunzer]

"This wouldn't have happened if we had voted for Bob Dole"

You just reminded me of this.

LOL I love that scene.

 

[Dorkamongus]

"You know? I was considering staying in here until help arrived... but I heard a really loud snuffling noise coming from the bathroom, and decided I'd take my chances elsewhere."

 

[robot slipper]

They're sinking cities with a giant worm! F*ck the zombies, I'm off to get me a brumak!

 

[Grimlock Fett]

"Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathia. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the Castle of Aaauuuggghhh... "

Its the end of the world but no reason to have a sense of humour failure!


Also

"Did you find my watch?"

 

[HavoK 09]

If you are reading this is because this safe house is not safe and im dead

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

"Shit just got REAL."

'Repent! The end is extremely fucking nigh!'

You may have already been told this, but it's already in the game. It's in The Passing, I think Chapter 2, inside a bar of some sort.

It's in this video here, along with Dead Rising and Shaun of the Dead easter eggs.

 

[Zap Happy]

"I should have gone to Madagascar!"

that or...

"Remember rule 18!"