What would you write on a Safe Room wall?

[Soods]

I'd write "there's a huge cache of ammo and weapons under the rock with 3 tanks standing on it" or something along those lines.

 

[Falko]

"TBH I prefer vampires..."
Or maybe...
"Quick! Stick a Fireaxe to a Sledgehammer!"

 

[Veldel]

The 2nd Comming of Zombie Jesus Christ is nigh.

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

You're NOT ALONE
Keep fighting
Some day we'll both look back on this like a bad dream
A REALLY long bad dream

 

[Assassin Xaero]

"What the hell? Was the first thing people went to grab after the apocalypse a pen?"

 

[sleeky01]

Hm..."So long and thanks for all the fish"?

If I had the time to sit in a saferoom I'd probably come up with something better.

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

REMEMBER REACH!!!
xD

I cannot believe you ninja'd me with that!

OT: "I have a rotting flesh fetish. Get in!"
or "Remove the head or destroy the brain? Zombies have testicles too."

 

[Daystar Clarion]

'I'm in trouble - Please recommend this message!'

Haha, why the fuck do people leave these lying around on Demon's Souls, and why do they get recommendations?

I think if they get high recommendations the player gets a health boost for a short period of time or something.

Ah, that would makes sense. It's just annoying seeing a message, thinking it's gonna be some useful info and it's just another 'I'm in trouble - Please recommend this message!'

 

[masqueblanc]

"Captain Hammer will save us..."

 

[Riddle78]

"Kite like your life depends on it. 'Cause it probably does..."

or,to quote Sir Walter Beck of Fable III

"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSS!"

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

"You said you'd fix my hands...BUT LOOK WHAT YOU DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!"

Let those gosh-darned survivors puzzle that out.

 

[Savvz]

"I filled one of the MREs with Boomer bile. Have fun finding it."

 

[Baradiel]

"Yes, this is my house. I had steel fire doors installed a few years ago because of angry neighbours, I have an abundance of furniture to pile up against them, and ofcourse my house is full of weapons, ammunition and supplies that I simply didn't want to carry during my escape. I trust that anyone passing through will leave ample amounts behind so that others can use some."

 

[Jon Shannow]

"Read the message below"
"Read the message above"
This will keep the survivors occupied for days

 

[Ph33nix]

"vera is seeing me through this one"

 

[Manicotti]

"You know, this whole situation makes me wish I'd spent more time working out and less time reading TvTropes."

"Hunters would make fantastic pizza delivery boys."

"Fuck you, Capcom. One of my friends welded a sledgehammer to a fire axe and threw his back out trying to swing it."

"So I went over to the garden store earlier. The chainsaws and hedge trimmers were all gone, naturally, but so were all the lawn gnomes. Weird."

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite safe room on the Citadel.


I never get tired of saying that...

lawlll

i would probably write something like

"if your reading this, you'll be dead very soon." just to freak em out.

 

[Radoh]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite safe room on the Citadel.


I never get tired of saying that...

Ninja'd in the first post. Absolutely ridiculous.

 

[C2Ultima]

"This was my zombie plan."

 

[MasterSplinter]

"Quick!, I need a condom! it took the apocalypse to happen but i got lucky, she's soooo hot! except for the decay and the worms, but that's why i need the condom. Don worry i'm being safe, i've removed all of her teeth and fingers. IT'S NOT LIKE I'M STUPID!"