What would you write on a Safe Room wall?
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On the door: "Come in here!"
Inside: "Aah, ha ha! Dipshit, there's only one entrance out you just got it surrounded by Zombies.
Under a table: "Just kidding, look behind the fridge. Secret tunnel."
Past secret tunnel: "Welcome to Safehouse B!" Below it, written differently: "Lol took everything sry."
In fridge: "Told you, I took everything already. Except this pizza. I'm lactose intolerant"
In the oven: "You do know that pizza's like, 4 months out of date, right?"
On cooking timer: "Dude, seriously, that thing'll give you food poisoning. Want my advice? Head out onto the balcony, climb to the roof, and head West until you reach a green caravan. Go 100 metres south of that, and go into the house.
At the new house: "Come in here!"
Next to the "Aah, ha ha! Dipshit!" sign: "LOL here again!"
At the secret tunnel behind the oven, it is now boarded up heavily with a sign on it, with a Trollface: "You're fucked now. Problem?"
Inside: "Aah, ha ha! Dipshit, there's only one entrance out you just got it surrounded by Zombies.
Under a table: "Just kidding, look behind the fridge. Secret tunnel."
Past secret tunnel: "Welcome to Safehouse B!" Below it, written differently: "Lol took everything sry."
In fridge: "Told you, I took everything already. Except this pizza. I'm lactose intolerant"
In the oven: "You do know that pizza's like, 4 months out of date, right?"
On cooking timer: "Dude, seriously, that thing'll give you food poisoning. Want my advice? Head out onto the balcony, climb to the roof, and head West until you reach a green caravan. Go 100 metres south of that, and go into the house.
At the new house: "Come in here!"
Next to the "Aah, ha ha! Dipshit!" sign: "LOL here again!"
At the secret tunnel behind the oven, it is now boarded up heavily with a sign on it, with a Trollface: "You're fucked now. Problem?"
Keeping with that whole L4D/Dead Rising message war:
"Some guy told me to watch his daughter while he was away, then he put on a dress and started hitting zombies with a teddy bear..."
There would also be a bloodstained children's backpack similar to Chuck's daughter's backpack under the message.
"Some guy told me to watch his daughter while he was away, then he put on a dress and started hitting zombies with a teddy bear..."
There would also be a bloodstained children's backpack similar to Chuck's daughter's backpack under the message.
To quote Roosterteeth comic. Would have "Did it here." written everywhere in the safe house. If only I could see their faces.
"I SLEPT TOO LONG!!!"
"It's night time, and I'm knee-deep in zombie corpses. Hit it!"
"Chainsaws on Motorcycles!"
"One of my buddies got bitten and I left him in the bathroom while I went to get help. Can you check on him?"
"Just because their heads are off doesn't mean they are dead!"
"Meh, This is a playground compared to the great zombie invasion of '73"
"Don't bother dragging your lovers corpes around, she was just dead weight anyway"
I've got dozens more, but to save this post becoming too long I'll just leave it at this.
"It's night time, and I'm knee-deep in zombie corpses. Hit it!"
"Chainsaws on Motorcycles!"
"One of my buddies got bitten and I left him in the bathroom while I went to get help. Can you check on him?"
"Just because their heads are off doesn't mean they are dead!"
"Meh, This is a playground compared to the great zombie invasion of '73"
"Don't bother dragging your lovers corpes around, she was just dead weight anyway"
I've got dozens more, but to save this post becoming too long I'll just leave it at this.
"My wife laughed at me when I said I was buying food for the zombie apocolypse, she's not laughing now because a zombie bit her tongue off. Needles to say she moans a lot more in bed these days 
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'Haven't you got more important things to do than stand here reading this? No?...Carry on then.'
PROTIP: Do not attempt coitus with the crying ones. This will only lead to bad things.
They don't like the taste of nerd--use this well, and pass it on. (I'd leave a third edition Space Marine codex underneath.)
SKEWER THE WINGED BEAST! (Just to screw with everybody reading.)
They don't like the taste of nerd--use this well, and pass it on. (I'd leave a third edition Space Marine codex underneath.)
SKEWER THE WINGED BEAST! (Just to screw with everybody reading.)
I would think something along the lines of..
"Don't hurt the zonmbies, they just want to give you Hugz"
"Don't hurt the zonmbies, they just want to give you Hugz"
I would write a "love letter" which goes something like this:
Dear Rick,
You know I would never give you up, or let you down.
You know that I would never run around and desert you.
You know I have never made you cry, and I won't say goodbye yet.
I love yo and I would never tell a lie and hurt you. xxxx
I hope you find this, and make it out okay. xxxx
Love, Lene (his wife)
This would be followed later in the campaign with you encountering a Rick Astley zombie, in a room with the track in question playing in the background.
Dear Rick,
You know I would never give you up, or let you down.
You know that I would never run around and desert you.
You know I have never made you cry, and I won't say goodbye yet.
I love yo and I would never tell a lie and hurt you. xxxx
I hope you find this, and make it out okay. xxxx
Love, Lene (his wife)
This would be followed later in the campaign with you encountering a Rick Astley zombie, in a room with the track in question playing in the background.
