What would you write on a Safe Room wall?

[tehFozzeY]

"NEED A DISPENSER HERE"
In a safe room without any supplies, few times probably.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

I had flexibility, they had reach. This didn't end very well.

 

[V1C3M4N]

Fuck... They can fly planes!!!

 

[Ganthrinor]

Cthulhu Fhtagn!
Cthulhu Fhtagn!
Cthulhu Fhtagn!
Cthulhu Fhtagn!

ALL PRAISE THE GREAT OLD ONES!

Below that I would leave a small shrine of zombie heads impaled upon sticks or rebar. With candles burning in thier mouths and/or eyes.

 

[V1C3M4N]

On the up side, I found a place to go 2-zies

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That was meant to be a down arrow

 

[zfactor]

"The cake is a lie, bitches"

or "I RAN OUT OF FUCKING TYPEWRITER INK ROLLS!"

Lolz.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

"I killed a tank today. How have you contributed to the betterment of humanity?"

 

[iebilish]

Good news every-one I've made a device that make you read this in my voice
with a pick of the good professor next to it

 

[Doclector]

"If you remember this one fact, you are 99% likely to survive...

...You are too damn pretty for god to let you die."

 

[UltraDeth]

Aim for the head, nimrods

Leave Religion out of this!

Crikey, I'm bored

I really need a shave

If I die, take everything

So much for re-inventing myself

 

[Kris015]

YOU ASKED FOR IT!


(Cookie if anyone gets the reference.)

 

[MasTerHacK]

"Hello, I'm Chuck Norris."

 

[AnAngryMoose]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite safe room on the Citadel.

I never get tired of saying that...

Ninja'd on the first post...


Hmmm... "Time to split!"? It's all I've got right now.

 

[mrx19869]

"please tell me you closed the door before reading this"

EDIT: 5 out of 5 people die before they finish reading this sentence
or

" I tried to warn them about Bieber, but nobody listened"

 

[TehIrishSoap]

O Hai There.

 

[Iwana Humpalot]

"Remove the head or destroy the brain, AKA. DECCCAAAPIIITAAAATIIIOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!" *Epic Guitar riff*

 

[Chairman Miaow]

"Dear humans, this is graaagh, leader of the zombies. We can get in, we are just messing with you. See you soon!"

or

"Congratulations, you are the 100th visitor to this safe house, prepare to be set on fire!"

 

[thenoblegaunt]

HELP ME SANTACHRIST!

 

[Colonel Joson]

"Run Run, before your well done!". or "COMPLETE.GLOBAL.SATURATION".

 

[AKmontalvo]

Any sort of useful advice or information that i could relay to other potential survivers