What would you write on the saferoom wall in L4D?

[Iron Mal]

I would write:

'I dunno what's wrong with you guys but I haven't seen anything out there! No zombies, no mutants, nothing!'

or

'It looks like all the late night Quake sessions have finally paid off...'

 

[Versago]

Best of Luck
- Love God

 

[hungoverbear]

The Gods demand a sacrifice!!

 

[Mr Ben 94]

"have you been injured at work,at home or in a zombie uprising?"

 

[Blind0bserver]

Grow old or die trying.

 

[Syntax Error]

"Weapons over here, zombies over there. KILL THEY ASS."

 

[Skreeee]

PC LOAD LETTER

 

[curlycrouton]

"You got some red on you."

Dogs can look up.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

we should have never have listened to Yahtzee

WRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

[Dragonblade146]

"Hot girl?
Guy with long tounge?
Why can't the get together!?"

Or

"I told you it was real."
"Batman soundtrack? Throw it."

 

[Arkhangelsk]

"My libido is frustrated by the fact that I can't fu** Zoey."
"There's a hot chick outside waiting to bone you if you go out without any guns and lock the door behind you."

Both of them.

 

[Surreysmith]

The windows paper clip saying "I see your trying to escape a zombie apocolypse, can I help you with that?"

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

I took all the health packs.


Hahahahahahaha!

 

[Eric_Autopsy]

The Game.

 

[Headshot Gamer UK]

I pissed on the pen you're writing with

 

[Simalacrum]

"THE END IS EXTREMELY FUCKING NIGH!"

+10 points for 28 days later reference.

 

[Syphonz]

"I dropped my wallet outside, if you have found it please bring it to the next safehouse"

 

[jimduckie]

here i sit brokenhearted paid my dime and only farted, next time i'll save my dime and shit my pants ...

 

[jonnopon3000]

The companion cube will never threaten to stab you...oh right sorry yes zombies...well...errrrrr....THE CAKE IS A LIE - GlAdOS

Lol thats what i would write

 

[ZZoMBiE13]

Quit whining and take the bite already!

BRAIIIINS