What would you write on the saferoom wall in L4D?
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"Went to out to buy milk and die peacefully... Back soon!"
"Dead Toms dead, Long John shot him!"
Walls covered in what appear to be at first glance maps of some kind. With "fun activities in a zombie apocalypse" written on the safe house door.
Edit: Ooo! "We know you like zombie apocalypses!
So we at West Coast Customs Bio-engineered a complex hyper-comatose gas, which inhibits higher brain function, therefore restoring those effected to their primary most instinct to feed...
So you kill zombies while you drive!"
"Dead Toms dead, Long John shot him!"
Walls covered in what appear to be at first glance maps of some kind. With "fun activities in a zombie apocalypse" written on the safe house door.
Edit: Ooo! "We know you like zombie apocalypses!
So we at West Coast Customs Bio-engineered a complex hyper-comatose gas, which inhibits higher brain function, therefore restoring those effected to their primary most instinct to feed...
So you kill zombies while you drive!"
"My gun is chaos but my mind is worse!"
"Fuck, I knew there was a use for death insurance"
"I blame the pigs..."
"Romero was right!"
"Fuck, I knew there was a use for death insurance"
"I blame the pigs..."
"Romero was right!"
"Jimmy, if you're reading this... I shot your mom, sorry dude, she was a zombie... also, I raided your house and stole all your cheetos. And while I was there I had to shoot your sister... not because she was a zombie, because she was always just really damn annoying! P.S. Get doritos, nobody likes cheetos!"
"The Witch cries because I raped her"
"For a good time contact Steam ID _________. He's hung like a Smoker."
"For a good time contact Steam ID _________. He's hung like a Smoker."