What would you write on the saferoom wall in L4D?

[bushwhacker2k]

Where the hell are all the landmines I ordered!?

 

[Amethyst Wind]

"This message was written in urine."

 

[Skreeee]

Please put out your cigarettes before tossing them away. Our zombies have begun smoking and we're trying to get them to quit.

or

If you think you see Rosie O'Donnell, shoot her before she pukes all over you.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

CUT OFF THEIR LIMBS
CUT OFF THEIR LIMBS
CUT OFF THEIR LIMBS
CUT OFF THEIR LIMBS

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Where is your god now?

DEAD

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It hurts it's itchy it hurts and tasty it hurts it's itchy it hurts and tasty

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THERE IS NO GOD

THE ZOMBIES KILLED HIM

LIES

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This is not for you

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There was a HOLE here. It's GONE now.

nO iT iSN'tttttttt

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[Kajt]

"Need a dispenser here!"

 

[Sir Ollie]

Warning nazi zombies!.......approach with caution

 

[FrostyV3]

"You know what's a funny word ... beverage"

If only to totally bewilder the reader.
~Frosty.

 

[Sky Captanio]

"Seeing as there's no hope and every time we escape, we somehow get attacked again: Goodbye.
(This is half covered in brain fragments and blood)

 

[Lenny Magic]

"Jimmy, if you're reading this... I shot your mom, sorry dude, she was a zombie... also, I raided your house and stole all your cheetos. And while I was there I had to shoot your sister... not because she was a zombie, because she was always just really damn annoying! P.S. Get doritos, nobody likes cheetos!"

written under it
"That was you! dude why? I went all that fucking way home to get me some tasty cheese snacks, and what do I find?
My mum is dead, my sis had it coming, but come on man why did you take the Cheetos?!"

 

[Skreeee]

"Jimmy, if you're reading this... I shot your mom, sorry dude, she was a zombie... also, I raided your house and stole all your cheetos. And while I was there I had to shoot your sister... not because she was a zombie, because she was always just really damn annoying! P.S. Get doritos, nobody likes cheetos!"

written under it
"That was was you! dude why? I went all that fucking way home to get me some tasty cheese snacks, and what do I find?
My mum is dead, my sis had it coming, but come on man why did you take the Cheetos?!"

Written under that:

Somebody has Cheetos?! We have to go back out there!

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

"Need a dispenser here!"

Underneath it:

NO YOU DONT SHUT UP ABOUT THE DISPENSERS ALREADY

Underneath that:

LIES AND SAWDUST

 

[Kajt]

"Need a dispenser here!"

Underneath it:

NO YOU DONT SHUT UP ABOUT THE DISPENSERS ALREADY

Underneath that:

LIES AND SAWDUST

And under that:
"Need a dispenser HERE!"

 

[konkwastaken]

"Jimmy, if you're reading this... I shot your mom, sorry dude, she was a zombie... also, I raided your house and stole all your cheetos. And while I was there I had to shoot your sister... not because she was a zombie, because she was always just really damn annoying! P.S. Get doritos, nobody likes cheetos!"

written under it
"That was was you! dude why? I went all that fucking way home to get me some tasty cheese snacks, and what do I find?
My mum is dead, my sis had it coming, but come on man why did you take the Cheetos?!"

Written under that:

Somebody has Cheetos?! We have to go back out there!

under that.

ARE YOU CRAZY! ITS TOO LATE FOR THEM! THEY ARE GONE NOW PULL IT TOGETHER!

 

[Koeryn]

Life burns at the touch of the Reaper.
All things must pass.

Also, just about any of these:

http://www.halflife2.net/wiki/index.php/Father_Grigori#Quotes

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

"Need a dispenser here!"

Underneath it:

NO YOU DONT SHUT UP ABOUT THE DISPENSERS ALREADY

Underneath that:

LIES AND SAWDUST

And under that:
"Need a dispenser HERE!"

ILL GIVE YOU A DISPENSER ALRIGHT

Feel bitten but can at least get you why is there blood comin out of m mout

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What if the Witch is pregnant

What if your mom is pregnant?

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The Witch ate my grandmom

the witch IS my grandmom

NO THATS THE BOOMER

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[0thello]

"When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the Earth... however the film didn't say a f***ing thing about running".

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

"When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the Earth... however the film didn't say a f***ing thing about running".

omfg end of thread

 

[I Max95]

if your reading this i am dead but save my litle sister shes really thin, very emotional youl probly find her crying she was at the beach when the zombies came so shes not wearing much and shes an albino

dont get into the rescue vehicile it never works

why do we write whole conversations on the wall
so there easier to remember
but why do we have to remember them

 

[scnj]

"its not necrophellia if there still warm"...

Haha, that was mine from the create a Left 4 Dead achievement thread. Although I think mine was it ain't necrophilia if they're still twitching. Can't remember exactly.

 

[Skreeee]

"Jimmy, if you're reading this... I shot your mom, sorry dude, she was a zombie... also, I raided your house and stole all your cheetos. And while I was there I had to shoot your sister... not because she was a zombie, because she was always just really damn annoying! P.S. Get doritos, nobody likes cheetos!"

written under it
"That was was you! dude why? I went all that fucking way home to get me some tasty cheese snacks, and what do I find?
My mum is dead, my sis had it coming, but come on man why did you take the Cheetos?!"

Written under that:

Somebody has Cheetos?! We have to go back out there!

under that.

ARE YOU CRAZY! ITS TOO LATE FOR THEM! THEY ARE GONE NOW PULL IT TOGETHER!

under that:

No! NO PUFF LEFT BEHIND! CHARGE!!!