What would you write on the saferoom wall in L4D?
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"Please join my game I have the best mapzz evar my account is HalloKitty1125 and my server is called 'HalloKitty1125 iz supa coooool'"
or...
"All ur brains belong to us"
or...
"Nerd why are you playing video games man up and have your first kiss" naah just kidding
or...
"All ur brains belong to us"
or...
"Nerd why are you playing video games man up and have your first kiss" naah just kidding
written on the door of the toilet
"Gentlemen the safe house is aimed to please, so could you aim too please?"
"My mother made me a zombie"
under it
"Do you think if I gave her the wool she could knit me one to?"
"All they want to do is eat your brains, and gain your knowledge!"
"If you see a guy with an orange powdery deposite about the mouth and fingers, He is about to explode or he stole my Cheetos...
either way don't let him in the safe house"
"Gentlemen the safe house is aimed to please, so could you aim too please?"
"My mother made me a zombie"
under it
"Do you think if I gave her the wool she could knit me one to?"
"All they want to do is eat your brains, and gain your knowledge!"
"If you see a guy with an orange powdery deposite about the mouth and fingers, He is about to explode or he stole my Cheetos...
either way don't let him in the safe house"
"you better not shout, you better not cry,
you better not pout i'm telling you why.
somewhere in this room, there's a witch"
OR
"(if you shit your pants easily or have a bad sense of humor, do not read) THERE'S A HUNTER ON THE CEILING!!!"
OR
"if you see a tank wearing a mickey mouse mascot costume, tell him Francias went to the trainyard, this tank is PISSED"
OR
"luis, i love you man, and all i want is for the both of us friends to live through this nightmare. to get your spirits up, i left some PILLS on the shelf. tell zowie to get for you though, there's a flippin hunter back there. and if you and zowie fell in love or some crazy shit like that, tell bill to get it. for the love of god, keep Francias safe."
OR
"im guessing you've found the witch i let in on 6/8/09. don't worry, it's dead, i raped it."
you better not pout i'm telling you why.
somewhere in this room, there's a witch"
OR
"(if you shit your pants easily or have a bad sense of humor, do not read) THERE'S A HUNTER ON THE CEILING!!!"
OR
"if you see a tank wearing a mickey mouse mascot costume, tell him Francias went to the trainyard, this tank is PISSED"
OR
"luis, i love you man, and all i want is for the both of us friends to live through this nightmare. to get your spirits up, i left some PILLS on the shelf. tell zowie to get for you though, there's a flippin hunter back there. and if you and zowie fell in love or some crazy shit like that, tell bill to get it. for the love of god, keep Francias safe."
OR
"im guessing you've found the witch i let in on 6/8/09. don't worry, it's dead, i raped it."
How to not be a zombie:
1: Stay here.
2: Don't open the doors.
3: Shoot your self.
4: And the zombies will never get to your body.
1: Stay here.
2: Don't open the doors.
3: Shoot your self.
4: And the zombies will never get to your body.
"We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise.wyrdsister said:
You open up the door, and we'll all come inside and eat your brains!"
"WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!?!?!"
"There's nothing worse than freezer burn!"
"O zittre nicht, mein lieber Sohn!
Du bist unschuldig, weise, fromm;
Ein Jüngling, so wie du, vermag am besten
Dies tiefbetrübte Mutterherz zu trösten.
Zum Leiden bin ich auserkoren,
Denn meine Tochter fehlet mir;
Durch sie ging all mein Glück verloren,
Ein Bösewicht entfloh mit ihr.
Noch seh ich ihr Zittern
Mit bangem Erschüttern,
Ihr ängstliches Beben,
Ihr schüchternes Streben.
Ich musste sie mir rauben sehen,
Ach, helft! ach helft! war alles, was sie sprach.
Allein vergebens war ihr Flehen,
Denn meine Hilfe war zu schwach.
Du, du, du wirst sie zu befreien gehen,
Du wirst der Tochter Retter sein.
Und werd' ich dich als Sieger sehen,
So sei sie dann auf ewig dein."
"There's nothing worse than freezer burn!"
"O zittre nicht, mein lieber Sohn!
Du bist unschuldig, weise, fromm;
Ein Jüngling, so wie du, vermag am besten
Dies tiefbetrübte Mutterherz zu trösten.
Zum Leiden bin ich auserkoren,
Denn meine Tochter fehlet mir;
Durch sie ging all mein Glück verloren,
Ein Bösewicht entfloh mit ihr.
Noch seh ich ihr Zittern
Mit bangem Erschüttern,
Ihr ängstliches Beben,
Ihr schüchternes Streben.
Ich musste sie mir rauben sehen,
Ach, helft! ach helft! war alles, was sie sprach.
Allein vergebens war ihr Flehen,
Denn meine Hilfe war zu schwach.
Du, du, du wirst sie zu befreien gehen,
Du wirst der Tochter Retter sein.
Und werd' ich dich als Sieger sehen,
So sei sie dann auf ewig dein."
listen baby i no u are going through a hard time arfter ur boyfriend got killed but if u need a shoulder to cry on im rite her
fuck you you are the one who shot him
he looked like a zombie to me
you walked up to him and shot him in the back of the head while i was talking to him
he was about to attack you though so i saved you
saved me, you ruined my life more than zombies!
fuck you you are the one who shot him
he looked like a zombie to me
you walked up to him and shot him in the back of the head while i was talking to him
he was about to attack you though so i saved you
saved me, you ruined my life more than zombies!