What would you write on the saferoom wall in L4D?

[ArchBlade]

"Shoot the Witch and run!"

 

[Usagi_dono]

"Used the last piece of toilet paper, sorry"

 

[compensating]

I would write "dead girls don't get headaches"

 

[jeffdadrumma1]

"Chuck Norris is Dead. We're all going to die."

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I'd probably just draw a happy face or bunnies or something and write "It's all good." Give visitors a break from the zombie apocalyptic hell outside.

 

[jeffdadrumma1]

"All we want to do is eat your brains. That's not unreasonable... I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes..."

Jelly beans for the person who knows where that's from. Sorry if that's already been posted.

RE: Your Brains

By Jonathan Coulton

 

[dalek sec]

"The zombies were created by man..."

If you guess what show this is based on you get a cookie from me.

 

[Skreeee]

"They're always after me lucky charms."

 

[rated pg]

So a tank can punch a car several hundred feet, but can't open a door or bash down a wall? Hmmm

 

[Raregolddragon]

If pretend to be them and walk like them they will not notice you.

Also have you seen Frank hes a rather strong guy that has a ok camera and is looking of his next big scoop.

 

[Phoenix Arrow]

"Reload, Dr.Freeman"

This. Or:
"Look out, if a hunter pounces on you from the top of that staircase, you lose 25HP."

 

[teutonicman]

Where's the GOD DAMN FLAMETHROWER!!

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

Ooo, lookie, I wrote you a message...

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

Take something from here I DARE YOU!!

 

[DeviousCrypto]

"Why in all hell are poeple walking around with a bunch of Sharpies during a zombie apocalypse?!?!"

 

[firedfns13]

Red Warrior needs food badly...

 

[ygetoff]

"THE END IS EXTREMELY FUCKING NIGH!"

28 Days Later. Cookie now.


I would write something alone the lines of:

"It's only a flesh wound."

I would improve on that by killing a zombie and taking off it's limbs, and putting it underneath the above message.

Necrophelia: That irresitable urge to crack open a cold one

The whole effect would be even better if this were scribbled nearby.

 

[ygetoff]

"Reload, Dr.Freeman"

"Where's your crowbar NOW!?"