What would you write on the saferoom wall in L4D?

[ssgt splatter]

Jesus F***ing asscrackers we are so screwed!
or
Sorry about the smell, I S*** my pants.
or
I am Albert Wesker, I have nothing to fear.

 

[Akihiko]

"I should of listened to Mother...."

"Knew I should of Stayed at Home..."

"Dave called, he wants his life back."

"Open the door for riches beyond imagination." And underneath something else written, "You" and half of a "B" written in blood.

 

[Blitzkrieg8]

"Please leave the back door open before you leave so other people can come in don't be a *****"

 

[Koeryn]

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You have won so many internets, I cannot begin to fathom a number to tell you.

Speaking of, aside from quoting Apocalyptica...

Hmm...

"I'm a leaf on the wind."

"Oh god! The Reavers, they're breaking in!"

"I will see you in Valhalska."

"The zombie survival guide didn't say a DAMNED THING ABOUT BOOMERS!"

"Look, I'm getting off planet. And then I'm going to nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

"I call out to the beasts of the sea to come forth and join us, tonight is yours! One day, we will all be with you in the black and deep. One day, we will ALL go into the water."

 

[quiet_samurai]

PC LOAD LETTER

LoL

underneath: WTF does that mean?!?!


i'd probably write:
"No sense in continuing, I'm taking the last boat/chopper/plane/truck outta here, you are doomed."

 

[Smashking]

I'm really surprised nobody has quoted Chicago Ted yet...

 

[CoziestPigeon]

"Those responsible for creating the zombies have now been sacked."


then at the next one

"Those responsible for sacking those who created the zombies have now been sacked."

WIN.

 

[BeighT]

"Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

Best one.

 

[classyplatypus]

"You got some red on you."

Dogs can look up.

Forget dogs, let's get to the Winchester!
Note to self: TURN OFF JUKEBOX!

 

[classyplatypus]

Not even Magikarp can save us now.

 

[ajb924]

"Please leave the back door open before you leave so other people can come in don't be a *****"

Best.
I would write "When i look up there it makes me glad i'm not you!"

 

[Acaulis]

FOR FRODO!

 

[CoverYourHead]

You were actually supposed to take a right at the train station. Turn around.

 

[tijuanatim]

Dane Cook Still isn't funny.

 

[L33tsauce_Marty]

Swine Flu...Lol

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I have 3 good choices
I said "virus" and "genetic engineering" should NEVER be in the same sentence, but does anyone listen to me? NOOOO!
Turns out us nerds weren't so crazy preparing for this sort of thing after all.
I had to go really bad as I was writing this, so if you are still reading this, you are probably standing in shit.

 

[a stranger]

"maybe i shoudn't have stuck my willy in that crying ladys eye"

"companion cube where are you, you said you would be next to a big fat guy"

"that fat guy looks like santa i should ask him for L4D2*wink*"

"wheres a crowbar when you need one"

"i'm not sure on this but im pretty sure that canada had somethng to do with this"

Francis:"omg paris hilton kill it*shoutgun to face*"

Zoey:"she wasn't a zombie"

Francis:"i know"

 

[frasconator]

quick! call for frank west: action photographer. he's been in wars you know.

or

" i kept telling people that something like this would happen if the cubs ever won a game"

 

[IxionIndustries]

"There are zombies on your lawn... We don't want zombies on the lawn.."

"Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha, I hurt people.."

"Hey smootheskin..."

"CLEANSE! PURGE! KILL!!"

"Y'know those pills your munching on? Turns out it's Viagra. Have fun.."