What would you write on the saferoom wall in L4D?

bill555

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My friend John got infected last night. His last dying words were "No! I must fight the demons!" I gave him my hand, and with a tear in my eye told him "No, John. You are the demons"

And then John was a Zombie.

R.I.P John
 

Sporky111

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Shoot through the bars!

or

The door isn't actually locked

OR

You'll never guess where the pipe bombs are. HAHAHA

Not too creative, but these are things I've actually said to people while playing the game.
 

Mr.Something

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"FIRST POST!!!"

"The Surgeon General advises you to wash your hands in every safe room!"

"No matter how much ammo I take from the pile it never runs out"

"Why isn't there any food in the safe rooms????"

"Why isn't there any food in the safe rooms????"

"Double post, how embarrassing."
 

FlyAwayAutumn

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Just one word, "SURPRISE!!" as soon as they read it, a scary monster jumps up and kills everyone!!! Then apologizes and hands out cookies.
 

VicMag0ro

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other ones
"get the lawnmower"
"How do u powershot?"

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eatenbyagrue

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"It could be worse: we're not being attacked by a deadly Amazonian bee weapon, twin clones of Hitler, demon clowns or Chicago Ted"

"Dammnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a zombie killer"

"I roll my Will save to not cry like a little girl."

"In the absence of orders, find something and KILL IT."

or for lack of anything witty to say: "nyoro~n"
 

6PrinceofDarkness6

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"None of it is true...and yet all of it is true."

I would have written it upon a wall in Silent Hill if I could.

EDIT:

"It's a trick. Get an Ax."
 

Shotzey

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Ok mine

"Now is NOT a good day to be shooting my friends."

or

"Can you direct me to the nearest pay phone...Whoa man take it easy"

mabey

"Hey nice outfit"

possibly

"Drink thier blood it will save us from death"
"But nothing will save you from me"

or my favorite

"OW my face..again"

100,000 points to who gets where the quotes are from.
 

MarxistMan

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DING DONG!!!

or

This is what we get for not listing to Communisium (sp)

or

Why did all the girls in our group have to get caught by the smoker

or

Warning! I pissed off a witch but got away, and now she is sitting in a doorway, that you have to pass through, good luck

or

I miss the Colbert Report