What would you write on the saferoom wall in L4D?

TriggerHappyJoe

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Heavy_Moses said:
TriggerHappyJoe said:
Heavy_Moses said:
'You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?'

Hugs for the person who gets this quote!
Army of Darkness 3 where's mai hug!?

"Who the fuck barricaded the door with tables and shit it took us an hour to get in, That's just a bit rude"

"Help me Leon!"

"Bullets apply directly to the forehead"

"The plane has been delayed please wait"

"Haha noobs europe is still safe"
below that
"Did you come here to write that?"
below that
"erm...no?"

"Everyone panic...we're out of pop-tarts"
below that
"We still have one box"
below that
"Those are cherry yuck!"

"Where did I put the moon" (seriously where is the moon I can't find it)

"Bill Nye the science guy!"
Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug :D
Yay my life has meaning :3

"In case of emergency break glass to rage quit"
(off the top off my head so probably not very funny)
 

TriggerHappyJoe

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"Turn around and bend over for tank Buttsecks"

"I wrote something on the wall does that make me cool?"

"Actually zombies prefer to be called the Living impaired"

Free Hugs to anyone who knows what that's from

"I feel like we're here as part of someone's sick and twisted game"

"We have to eat each other to survive...if things get worse we might have to get McDonalds" (I went there!"
 

swordmageumbra

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"Make love later; kill now!"

"When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass. Then we come back to life and eat the antelope's brains. And so we are all connected in the Great Circle of Life."
 

Ripshot

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The milk is delicious.
The milk is delicious.
The milk is delicious.
The milk is delicious.
The milk is delicious.
The milk is delicious.
The milk is delicious.
The milk is delicious.
 

GruntOwner

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TriggerHappyJoe said:
"Actually zombies prefer to be called the Living impaired"

Free Hugs to anyone who knows what that's from
Casper The Friendly Ghost?

dalek sec said:
"The zombies were created by man..."

If you guess what show this is based on you get a cookie from me.
BSG?

As for mine:
"I don't have to outrun the tank, I just have to outrun you"
"... Drums in the deep... They are coming..."
"We're all going to hell, but hot DAMN I'm taking the scenic route"
"Where's your gun control NOW you frakkin' hippy?"
"Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for my clip is full and my trigger finger is itchy"
"I am a monument to all of your sins"
"It is only one who is thoroughly acquainted with the evils of war that can thoroughly understand the profitable way of carrying it on... See, Even Sun Tzu blames Bush for this, and who are you to argue with him?"

EDIT: "To all those wondering what happened to the door, the tank can, in face, break through it... Fortunately enough of them and you can build a new door out of their hide, plus if you tan it and shizz correctly it makes some pretty sweet ass imitation leather"
 

Insanum

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"the cure is in the temple of aaaaahhhhhhhh..."

Or

"thank god we *red stain*"

OR

"Run *****! RUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN"
 

skib132

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mine would be
ha i killied 6000 zombies at the end of the game beat *****
or
bob
24/12/09
you still need to give me that money ************
 

RanD00M

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If water was vodka and i was a duck.I would swim to the bottom and never come up.But water's not vodka and im not a duck.So slide me a bottle and shut the fuck up.

P.S i drank all the vodka in the molotov's.
P.S.S i took all the weapons and bullets/shells
P.S.S.S and the pills
P.S.S.S.S you suck and will die
P.S.S.S.S.S by the time you have finished reading this i will be drinking mohitos on the beach
P.S.S.S.S.S.S i am AWESOME
P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S i can haz cheesburger
P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S i fucked your mom last night
P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S i was not alone
P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S she had a mouth full
P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S just to let you know,she swallows.
 

GoldenCondor

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Guitarmasterx7 said:
I would probably just draw a big dick on the wall with the word "lol" written off to the side of it
I was reading through all of the ideas up to yours, and when i read this, i burst out laughing... I can picture it now....