What would you write on the saferoom wall in L4D?

[Deadlock Radium]

"There's a witch behind you, but don't look, because that will really piss her off!"

or

"Zoey took your health kit"

 

[JoshasorousRex]

"Rob zombie is now human!!! "

 

[Jaebird]

"Don't trust the black guy."

 

[Glerken]

Is it to late to rage quit?

/Doomsday Arcade Reference.

 

[akmarksman]

let the bodies hit the floor..

let the bodies hit the floor..

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!!!

 

[Paulrus_Keaton]

Probably one of the more whitty remarks already posted.

 

[danosaurus]

The Princess is in another Castle.

Damn, I was gunna write the princess is in another safehouse
Other choices would be DO A BARREL ROLL!!
Or
Seriously? You're fighting a losing battle and you stop to read the fucking wall?!

LOL! I tried to picture one of the survivors doing a barrel roll to avoid a piece of asphalt being hurled by the Tank.
Nice imagery, +5 internetz for you!

 

[LINKXIII]

Your welcome

 

[WittyName]

let the bodies hit the floor..

let the bodies hit the floor..

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!!!

That would be awesome beyond belief..

 

[Headshot Gamer UK]

THE CAKE IS A LIE IS A LIE
eh?

 

[kperry148]

mine would be;

oh well, when in rome....mmm brains....sorry steve

 

[Nukey]

"im here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and im all out of gum"

 

[DeviousCrypto]

And by the pricking of your thumbs
Realize that their poison numbs
From frightful blooms, rank odors seep
Bats & beasties fly & creep

'Cross this evil land, ill winds blow
Despite the darkness, mushrooms glow
All will rot & decompose
For something wicked this way grows...

 

[sgtshock]

"The zombies don't like loud noises. Turn on car alarms, or bang on trashcans to scare them off."

 

[ElTigreSantiago]

Ich esse deine Kindern. (I eat yo babiez)

 

[Beebo2579]

you got some red on you

 

[Kingflynn0910]

Mine would be something along the lines of:
"The cure for the zombie infestation is a hug. Why do you think all the zombies have their arms stretched out? Go save the world champ!"
And then underneath that someone would write:
"The cure is a lie."

 

[orangebandguy]

Bill is a SPY!

 

[bitzi61]

"Oh... BTW, Unbrella Corp will be dropping a nuke on this part of the country... enjoy the light show!"