What would you write on the saferoom wall in L4D?

[stompythebeast]

how about.... "this room is safe"...you know, so people can make sure, like "may be extremely hot on the sides of hot-coffee cups.

 

[Altorin]

"You got some red on you."

 

[Dupeo]

"I found out last night the infection cannot be sexually transmitted."

 

[AroLombardi]

"Hi mom."
"Watch out! There's a zombie apocalypse is happening."
"NO SCHOOL! "
"sv_cheats 1. noclip....Damnit."
"Hug the tanks. Maybe they won't kill you if you do."
"This is your fault. You people created this...virus, and unleashed it upon the world. The destruction of the world is something you vermin should accept and- Oooh! A cookie. :3"
"Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you- AAAAAUUUUGGHH!!!"
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"

 

[Helmet]

"You got some red on you."

I lol'd. Hard.

I'd go something along the lines of-

"Rock, Paper, Scissors. Best of three. Loser goes out first."

"....shit, it backfired. Here goes no-"

 

[CBB]

"Ceiling Cat is watching you!"
"ThunderCats - HOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Mawwage!"
"Your friend here is only MOSTLY dead."
"Zombie apocalypse is the opiate of the masses."

 

[captain awesome 12]

Don't turn around...

 

[Dorian]

That hunter didn't go for my chest. I feel violated....

If you're reading this, you're not infected yet.

You can't hope to match the power of ABRAHAM LINCOLN!

Lol, wut?

I want pie.

[HEADING=1]Leroooooooooy Jenkins![/HEADING]

 

[newguy77]

Milk was a bad choice

"I'm trapped in a box of fear and terror!"

 

[Lord Beautiful]

"If you raid my pie stash, I will kill you."

 

[skcseth]

"Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you- AAAAAUUUUGGHH!!!"

Ha! Rick Roll'd during the zombie apocalypse..

 

[Earthbound Engineer]

The cake is a lie...oh wait a minute, SHIT!

 

[TOGSolid]

How the fuck did I get here?

I thought I was playing Killing Floor.

 

[Zeraki]

"Robot Lords of Tokyo... Smile taste kittens. Did you not know that the royal hunting grounds are always forbidden?"

"Temple of Syrinx is havin' the bake sale of the year."

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"Save the college girl, save the world."

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"Pillz Wuz here!"

Louis: Pills here! Piiiiills

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"Don't exacerbate things!"

 

[JohnReaper]

there is a reason why Tanks look like they are on steroids is because they have to fight Chuck Noris

Find Chuck, Save the World, this is your mission.

 

[Delicious]

Buffalo, buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.

 

[Chicago Ted]

No zombie is safe...

 

[AroLombardi]

"Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you- AAAAAUUUUGGHH!!!"

Ha! Rick Roll'd during the zombie apocalypse..

More like rick roll of a rick roll.

Buffalo, buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.

Ha! Unskippable reference, and one of my favorites.