What would you write on the saferoom wall in L4D?

[Kinguendo]

"We are running out of everything... except pens!?!"

"Anyone up for a game of L4D to take your mind off of it?"

"I farted in the elevator... sorry."

"Anyone seen the zombified Daniel Craig yet? That bast*rd is MINE!"

 

[linchowlewy]

"Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

 

[RagnorakTres]

"Your friend here is only MOSTLY dead."

Princess Bride, Miracle Max played by...I don't remember, I want to say Mel Gibson, but I don't think that's right...

"Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you- AAAAAUUUUGGHH!!!"

Ha! Rick Roll'd during the zombie apocalypse..

More like rick roll of a rick roll.

Know what'd be hilarious? If Rick Astley's Zombie ate him. That's what I call a Rick Roll.

 

[Spleenbag]

"Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

Followed by BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM.

 

[OneBig Man]

"That is the last time I'm following Chicago Ted

 

[PauL o_O]

"I think we're safe now..." (Followed by some bullet holes, some bloody hand prints, and a dead body)

"I'm writing this in human blood... I'm not bleeding... Help..."

 

[AroLombardi]

"Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you- AAAAAUUUUGGHH!!!"

Ha! Rick Roll'd during the zombie apocalypse..

More like rick roll of a rick roll.

Know what'd be hilarious? If Rick Astley's Zombie ate him. That's what I call a Rick Roll.

GENIUS!

 

[Nightflight51]

"Have you ever wondered who set up these rooms?"

 

[L4Y Duke]

ZOMBAH SAPPIN' MY SAFEHOUSE!

 

[Chicago Ted]

"That is the last time I'm following Chicago Ted

HEY! I didn't shoot that other guy!... The gun went off on 'accident'... And then I 'borrowed' his ammo... And chocolate bars...

 

[Helmet]

"Those responsible for creating the zombies have now been sacked."


then at the next one

"Those responsible for sacking those who created the zombies have now been sacked."

 

[BolognaBaloney]

RUN!

 

[SharPhoe]

"Those responsible for creating the zombies have now been sacked."


then at the next one

"Those responsible for sacking those who created the zombies have now been sacked."

I know I've heard that joke from somewhere before... Monty Python?

 

[the Tadman]

"I jusdt thyped wit ma elbuwz!"

 

[zauxz]

1. Put your thumb in your mouth

2. Think of someone you love.

3. Say that name 3 times

4. Write this on 3 other walls

If you do it you will be lucky for the next day! REALLY WORKS

OR

Penis enlargement, only 37.99.

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

I'm behind you, but don't look, that pisses me off!

Property of Steve P (my name).

If your reading this, then you suck.

REDRUM

The rendezvous point is at the safe house you were just at. You know, the one that's about 5 miles back!

Where's your god now?

You just got punk'd!

This isn't where I parked my car!

Leroooooooy Jenkins!!

*A huge picture of a penis*

In Soviet Russia, mudkipz leiks yuo.

 

[phar]

A picture of someone from valve (gabe or doug) pointing and laughing at you for buying L4D1