-For a good time, call Chuckles the Elf: 555-6...oh wait, this isn't Riverside
-I hope you left the blanketed person alone back in the subway. If you looked though, I didn't give him that joker smile, honest!
-If you are reading this, then I am faster than you. Be faster than the next guy because the truck comes only so many times.
-Get to da choppa!
-Last one to the boat is Tankchow!
-First saferoom: Survived: Bob, Marian, Ted, Gunter..lost Dale due to Boomerspew and gobs of zombies. Think I heard one say he tasted like chicken, but ain't going back to ask.
Second: Ted gone, tried to get a witch, witch got him. Poor Ted.
Third: Gunter is now an asphalt pancake due to tank. Made it by being faster than Gunter
Fourth: Bob hurt, jumped by hunter just as we got in. I miss that italian bistro on 14th....
Radio room: What about Bob?
-This wall is Spamfree. Brought to you by White Paint
-It's time to kick zombie-ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum. edit: found some under this table. Think it was chewed by a smoker last, ick. Oh well.
-We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of *followed by bloodspray and brain matter, then:* Too bad, Sam wasn't so immune after all...