What would Your Last Words Be?

[IndieRocker]

I leave all my money, my house, my 17 cars to................ or
ha ha you can't kil me

 

[Fire Daemon]

"Bury me with my money"

 

[Tanthalos]

Hastur! Hastur! Hastur!

 

[Wraithsight]

"I dont want to go"
"Better take this jumper off, its gonna be hot where im going"
(In response to getting asked "what you gonna do now?") "This" (get engulfed by exploson)
"Damn"
"Alright, lets try this then"
"At least im taking a lot of people with me"

 

[Jinjiro]

'That's not a knife, THIS IS A KN- wait... where the hell did I put that...'

 

[Danny Ocean]

Chelsea!!!
or
That's the NHS for you.
or
Hey Mohammed check out this cartoon I drew.
or
How hard can it be?
or
*bang!* HAH! Missed me! *bang bang!* Ouch! Hey! *bang* Stop that! *bang* QUIT IT! *bang bang bang bang bang bang. click, slide, ch-*****. buddah buddah buddah buddah* OH COME ON! *buddah buddah* WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS! and so on and so forth.
or

 

[M0rp43vs]

"Oh, Hi god..."
"I'll be back..."
''Well, if you say it's safe..."
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a-*urk*"
"Did you fire six shots or just five" *bang* "oh, just five..."
"hey, look, listen, hey, look, look, hey"
"can't we all just get along.."
"I'll just lose these damn cliffracers of this cliff,doesn't look too high" <--my little brother's character in morrowind
"Why is all I can see is game over"
"give me your best shot" or "was that your best shot?"

can't think of anymore, maybe later.too bad I'll only be able to say one

 

[acer840]

"That, thats just a wire... oh sh..."

 

[space_davinci]

"All my money and treasure is buried in... urrg."

 

[spungemonkey]

"Respawn in 3, 2, 1..."

Bastard, you stole mine

 

[Kroker]

1) I just got owned!
2) Epic Fail

 

[Dody16]

"Don't worry, I'm only going to be half dead" or "Stop complaining and start doing the one thing I'm going to no longer be doing"

 

[SomeBritishDude]

*Shields his eyes and looks up at the sky*

"You know, the closer it gets the more it looks like a piano"

 

[TheKnifeJuggler]

"Hey, watch this."

And the person next to me:
"Aw, I can do that."


OR

Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it

And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see

(* repeat)

Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

(* repeat 3 times)


Crap. Now that I read back, I see both of these have already been done...

 

[CartoonHead]

"OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHS..." *THUMP* "...hit" *dies*

 

[BurnoutPriest]

Consider yourself haunted.

 

[Novan Leon]

By the way, I'm almost gone... would you like me to repeat it again?

 

[Stammer]

"Slash J-A Mijin Gakure "

Spoiler: Why?

Anyone who plays FFXI would know what that means. Macro syntax for:
/ja "Mijin Gakure"

Use job ability Mijin Gakure on target. (It's basically a self-destruct ability.)