What would Your Last Words Be?

[Crrato]

Heh heh, buddha.

 

[Siegreich]

Ok I'm gonna die now, please don't make three clones of me
k man heres some glue heres my hand just shove it there so i can posses... I mean give you cake
Satan your next
I have no live I can't die
at least i have chicken

 

[CrazyBerk]

"Whats the worst thing that could happen?!"

 

[JakubK666]

"Give me my fiddle!"

 

[Omnidum]

"FWATCHOO!!" or "Must... Beat... Pacman..."

 

[hazakura]

During a hostage situation,
"Don't worry hes bluffing,these aren't real explosives."

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

While driving in fog.
"Hey at least this isn't...Oh dear god"

 

[TheMadDoctorsCat]

Darwin award for the army Colonel during the Boer War who, in an ultimately futile effort to increase his men's morale, stood up in his trench and proclaimed: "Those God-damned Boers can't shoot str..."

(One presumes he meant "straight", but let's face it, we'll never know for certain.)

I'd like my last words to be profound-sounding and, at the same time, utterly baffling. Something like "Rosebud" or "I smell bread". But less literary. That'd do me.

Or how about this: "That gold bullion I stole... it's buried in..." **chokes**

 

[AlphaWolf13]

"Haha you made this???? Well... at least it's not poisonous..."

or

"If I'm wrong let god strike me do...."

or

"Awweeee, such a cute lil alligator!!!"

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

"See the bear is Oh dear god help me!"

"Son now don't point that at..."

"Honey you **has a heart attack**"'

"Oh come on it won't kill you...Jesus Fucking Christ!"

 

[klc0100]

If there is a hell cya there

 

[Usnota]

Don't worry, i'll punch ur tickect 2 HELL!

or

"Oh wow, i c a white lite, theres jesus, and naked chic- naw just kiddin' satan says ur nxt"

or

"Holy Shit! its Cliff Burton! (metallica referance)"

and last

"if u strike me down, i shall become more powerful than u could possibly imagine"

 

[huntedannoyed]

"Don't touch my stuff."

 

[_dante]

"I am so haunting you"

"Oh shit not again"

"We could have sex"

"WHY DOES IT HAVE SEVEN MOUTHS?"

 

[Shrifes]

I guess I failed my saving throw... Hurk! Bleah...

 

[Lord Krunk]

Fucking Cliff Racers.....

LOL, playing Morrowind right now, and thinking the same thing.

Mine would be:

"Son, I've been wanting to tell you this for years now; I will rise from the grave and kill you if you dare touch my game collection..." *kicks bucket*

 

[T.H.O.R]

"...Must have rolled....a natural 1...." *cough* /dead"

 

[N-Sef]

'...and we all had lemonade...'

It means absolutely nothing, and confusing the heck of people before I cark it would be awesome.

 

[stubbmann]

"With my last words, I CURSE ZOIDBERRRRRG!"

or perhaps "Ooh, critical failure vs. disease."

or "The money is under a big W."