What would Your Last Words Be?

[KefZ_X]

Purple Rain what are you doing here...*gunshot*.

 

[00exmachina]

'Delete the porn'
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or 'If you only cleaned your bathrooms'
(can't take credit though that one's form transmetropolitan

 

[SkyScrapper]

Well, "this" will be boring.....

 

[Russian_Assassin]

1. I wonder if there will be cake...
2. A guy pointing a gun at me: "Any last requests?"
Me: "Yeah, Can I fuck your sister?"
3. "I'll let the devil know you're coming soon "

 

[JackofTrades]

"Before I die I must do one last thing, and that is eat this live hand grenade..." "No don't try and stop me..."

 

[Melaisis]

"I'm telling you, its not a real dragon!"

 

[Anarchemitis]

"Gotta save one more for Jesus!" (Puts incredible effort into trying to get out of bed)

 

[exocel]

f**k it, whats the worst that could happen?

 

[Sib]

 

[Sylocat]

Q: What were the redneck's last words?
A: "Hey guys, watch this!"

Oscar Wilde: "Either these curtains go or I do!"

Also:

"What happened to the third guy? Aw, he's chicken, he never jumped at all! What's this? He's forced his way into the announcer's booth! What's that in his hand? OH NO! AHHHHHHH!"

 

[bodyklok]

(Dragon roars) Someone call animal control.

or

hurray it's my 99 birthday and you know what for once I'm going to where my red coat.

 

[bermyduck]

Aren't you glad we came to tour the Universal studios backlot today!

No! its the other kind thats poisonous!

And for my next trick...

Wouldn't it be really freaky if a flaming homeless guy just ran out at us?

 

[rwstiles]

All things being equal, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.

 

[vede]

By far one of the best in here.

"BRAAAAAAAAINS!"

Just to freak people out. (I live in a high zombie alert community)

 

[the fifth]

if you give me another hour to live i will come up with some awsome last words

 

[the monopoly guy]

bother this nonsense

 

[Lvl 64 Klutz]

"I've hidden 25 million dollars in the..."

 

[A Username Not In Use]

'bout dame time.