What would Your Last Words Be?

[TomNook]

*drops live hand grenade* MARTYRDOM BITCHES!

 

[Sparkly Weasel]

From a game of 2142-
Ok I think it's clear... MOVE!MOVE!MOVE!

 

[x434343]

If I die in high school, it's gonna be, "Fuck you Shiley. Fuck you to motherfucking hell, you little gay queer fag fuck..." Because he is the guy that we would kick off of fucking crew if it weren't for the fact he hasn't done anything bad other than total retardation. And those would be my last words because I hate him and he'd prolly make the fucking light array fall on me.

If I die while driving, it'll be "Fuck. Assignment: Terminated. Subject unab;e to preserve mission critical objects/personnel."

If I die of old age, it'll be like "God will love me. He already has prepared his horns and red pointy fork for me."

If I die in the military, which I might, if I join it, it'll be like "Alright, that I.E.D. is defused. Drive that HUMVEE right over it."

 

[silentsentinel]

My last words...

"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!"

 

[TheDon]

My last words would be, "Loading next... map."

 

[KenzS]

This is a trained alligator folks! He won't bite down!

 

[KenzS]

Prince Albert's last words, as told by Robin Williams:

"Victoria I'm dying...I would like you to name a Museum, a music hall, and a bolt through the c*ck after me."

 

[Anarchemitis]

Purple Rain what are you doing here...*gunshot*.

Correction:
"PurpleRain, what are you do-" *extremly violent noises and no gunshot because Ninjas do not use guns. That is the blasphemy of pirates.*

"My last words need to be good ones. Lemme think for a minute."
"Ringringringringring, BananaPhone!"
"Oh yeah, well you're gay."

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

* Is this safe to eat?

* MY TURN!!!!

* Hey it's a long way down isn't it

 

[stompy]

"Not with a whimper, but a bang"

But, of course, I can change the order to suit the occasion...

 

[KefZ_X]

Purple Rain what are you doing here...*gunshot*.

Correction:
"PurpleRain, what are you do-" *extremly violent noises and no gunshot because Ninjas do not use guns. That is the blasphemy of pirates.*

"My last words need to be good ones. Lemme think for a minute."
"Ringringringringring, BananaPhone!"
"Oh yeah, well you're gay."

How about "Sorry Vader I just couldn't be F***ed with th.....

 

[Lewty]

"AFK"

 

[Radelaide]

'Aw, this ourfit is dry clean only!"

 

[Radelaide]

exit();

 

[Debaser33]

"At last he sleeps alone"

 

[Omnidum]

"Damnit! Time to Quickload!"

 

[Ultrajoe]

"If it wasn't a cunning plot i would suspect Xbox fans of this..."