What would Your Last Words Be?

[CorpBlitz]

Guys i dont know what's going on in this spooky house in the middle of nowhere, but imma go get naked and take a shower

lol, classic horror film mistake

It's like when one character in a horror movie notices something 'weird' and goes to check it out on their own instead of fetching their friends first.

 

[Hey Joe]

"Gwen, it's over"

"Let's all go down to the lake and skinny dip"

"Excuse me, I wanted a Big Mac. You gave me a quarter pounder"

"You know, you're not going to get a big ransom. My parents are dirt poor"

"Can I touch your skin?"

"You have AIDS"

 

[Ronwue]

In an airport

"I have a bomb of ...."

My own: "I hope they have video games"

 

[VashtaNerada]

mine would be "WILD CARD BITCHES!! YEEHHAWWW!!!!"

 

[a7r0p05]

That's...what...she...said... (said laboriously with my final breaths)

 

[Zeke109]

Je vois ... donc c'EST qui le bandit armé sur le tertre herbeux était. Hé, venez plus près .. j'ai quelque chose pour vous dire ...*dies*

 

[RAWKSTAR]

'For the Brotherhood of NOD!'

Yeah thats damn right!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

thats funny


Mine would be "Look up in the sky!its a bird!its a plane!O my GOD ITS A NUKE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!"

 

[somekindawizard]

My tombstone would read...... "I told you I was sick" Or "Back in 5 min"

respawning in 5... 4....

 

[halofox117]

there snipers cant shoot for shit (gets head shooted)

 

[Mr. Purple]

"Oops."

Ima die in an accident, i can feel it.

 

[Adam Jenson]

Aww Crap.

 

[.Ricks.]

I'd say "Please Insert Coin to Continue"

or

"Ricky_the_Best has lost connection with the server"

then again if I was murdered and I had my family or girlfriend with me when he/she did it

"Don't worry... I bought martyrdom"

 

[Railgun88]

For me it'd be "I'll haunt your ass".

 

[Padfoot13]

Respawn in 9....8.....7.....6.....

 

[shadow_pirate22]

"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

or something like

"To everything, a beginning and an end. My end has come, but yours will follow soon after..."

 

[Volothos]

Finally.

 

[Soulgaunt]

"before you kill me, i want you to know that im immune to being killed using(any weapon other than what is used to kill me)"

 

[Bob Saget]

"I digress." I dunno, it just sounds cool.