What would Your Last Words Be?

[schmoke]

"what do you mean by ticking noise?"

 

[Cottoncc]

"Pull the pin and count to what?"

 

[Defyant]

"I CAN'T HEAR YOU! THIS RAVE PARTY HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR FIVE WEEKS AND MY EARDRUMS ARE BLOWN OUT AND I THINK I'M ABOUT TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK!"

 

[DiamondJim]

"At least I chose my funeral director to be Michael Bay..."
<Graveyard explodes in a very awesome manner to form a giant ''.

 

[acer840]

"I'll just disconnect Real Life now and reconnect in a minute..."

 

[Battlefrank]

YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS CAPTAIN PLANET

 

[Doomhammer828]

My buddy Rob would say

"Why's the floor red?"
"Ha, Ha, Ha, You kill me"

 

[Grab-bag]

id just swear by face off!

 

[T-Bone24]

It's just been revoked......

Come on, these bastard snipers couldn't hit an 80-foot tall eleph-

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I die with honor!
Long live the Old Code!
Oh hey death, lets go grab one last root beer!
World, you are going down with me!

 

[Demonjazz]

rember the panda bears and death revive me

 

[Guvnorium]

"Told you I didn't need my brain."

 

[Cactuar213]

my last words will be "BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!"

 

[barryween]

I've got a few...
GAME OVER
HEADSHOT
BEATDOWN
it's had a good round, its time to put this body to rest (in an old southerner's voice)
I'll be back... WITH WEAPONS!
I've got one last thing to say... go... to.... HELL!

 

[Thunderheavyarm]

Click? That's a funny sound for a gun to make.

 

[WendelI]

Easy,
I love you "insert name here"
Or tell "insert name here" that I love him.

Or for comedic effect

Not so... so... hard papi! lololol

 

[dudehead]

I love you _____!
No dont go! Don't g"
Hunugh ( me dieing)
NOOoooo
Cut to outro of Selkies (Endless Obssession)

or...

"Asta la vista... *cough* baby" Kisses
*coughs up blood*
*sob*
Cut to outro of Selkies(endless obbsession)

 

[Trivun]

I'm a bit of a drama fanatic so one of mine is:

If you ask for me tomorrow, you shall find me a grave man. (If you understand the joke there then well done you intellectual son of a *****)

Plus, I'd go for the following:

What does this button do?
Your Mom.
I'll be fine, it's just a headshot.
Oooh, look sarge, it's so cute. Can I keep it? (Guess the reference )

 

[EXPLICITasian]

Do you think he'll be mad if I....

Do you hear fireworks?

Sure ill eat that for 10 dollars

 

[dudehead]

"Fucking... *coughs up blood* fucking n0o"



or
"Don't worry ill be back tonight.... ill be..."


or
"Do we... do we know.... when we die. wen we.... wen we go... do we fly...."