What Your Obnoxious Profile Pictures Say About You

[emeraldrafael]

That reminds me, i have to change my profile picture on facebook.

OT: Thats all rather good advice, but I cant help but think there would be quite a bit of hypo-criticism from the people who answered these.

 

[wooty]

Meh, I dont care what people think of me on waste-of-space book. My profile pic is one of Link, I hate pictures of myself.

 

[Sparrow]

My profile pictures are just me smiling with my friends around me. Literally all of them are exactly like that. I guess maybe lonely people might hate me, but if I'm their friend on Facebook I guess they're not entirely lonely.

Logical victory.

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

No boobs (unless they're your own...and you're a chick)

: /

So, I'm not allowed to express my fandom for a character just because I am male and she is female?

...I'm not quite sure what to say.

For what it is worth, I do have a real picture of myself back on my profile page...

Okay, I'll note an exception for cosplay
BUT.
Only If you dress as the pretty version, NOT the slutty version, of the character.

I guess that I'm secretly reviled then. I exclusively use animated pictures, usually ponies.

Well I can think of at least ONE person who doesn't secretly revile you for using pony pics
*wink*
But you really don't use any pics of yourself? That would seem to indicate a sense of insecurity. But hey, your profile your rules.

No pictures exist of me on the internet. This is because of three things: 1) I don't take pictures that often. 2) I don't have a webcam. 3) I am illiterate in the ways of the digital camera.
So not insecurity. I have been bugged about it, so I might use a friend's webcam to just get it out of the way.

 

[Something Amyss]

So what you are saying is that rappers are really screwed in the profile picture department?

Rappers are part of why people who do those things are considered douchebags.

My profile picture is a non-serious one of me holding my SG and throwing up the horns. Probably still douchey, but hey. At least I'm not a rapper. >.>

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

So Hypnotoad is bad?
*evil grin* Good. *evil grin*

I don't have FB, so I'll go by my avatar here. Given how many cartoon avatars there are around here, apparently we're all assholes.

Guess i'm among the chief assholes then 'cause i've got a picture of cartoon characters kissing (But the article said nothing about kissing, just hugs, so maybe i'm ok)

As for my Facebook profile i never upload pictures, i only get tagged in those careless moments where people somehow snap a picture of me so right now i have the Riddler image used for the Escapist quiz up there.

I must be hated all over! D:

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Also add "Posers who pretend they're playing guitar when they can't even play Smoke on the Water."

Also, good luck trying to find my expression through the helmet in my avatar!

 

[staika]

*looks at picture in profile*

Oh god I photoshopped blue glowing eyes onto myself!!! Please don't hate me people I thought it looked cool!

*looks at avatar*

Yeah I can live with people judging me by my avatar

 

[Desworks]

Mwahaha! I currently have no avatar! That means that none of you know what to think of me! I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma with a side serving of secrets and lies!

Or it is also possible that I don't bother adding an avatar till I reach 100 posts. Getting pretty close now too. Suggestions, anyone?

 

[Retronana]

Luckily my prof pic is just me lining before a game of football helmet in hand staring intently at the other team

 

[MassiveGeek]

I always look like a total goof.

What people think of that, I don't really give a darn about.

 

[Sonicron]

Well, luckily looking like I'm about to vomit sunshine isn't necessarily part of my future job description.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Is the Space Core considered a cartoon in my avatar? I've been contemplating adding a nebula in place of the blackness, as well, so that covers the Photoshopped element portion.

Well, shit...

 

[Frostbite3789]

Well my profile picture from here shows I have a monumental amount of testosterone. Saxton Hale. The manliest of men.

 

[PunkyMcGee]

my Facebook profile is me fighting a lion.

I read nothing wrong with that.

 

[ThreeKneeNick]

Subjects more likely to invoke a positive response are: sensible-looking friends, wedding photos, pictures of children (hopefully yours) and shots taken on a beach

I *hate* every one of those. Also tourist pictures.

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

Huh....How about two plushies (Knuckles and a book-reading chocobo) hugging? Is that positive or negative?

...Not that I care, really. I only friend people I know in real life, and close my profile to non-friends.