What's physically wrong with YOU?

[Thumper17]

My kidneys are very prone to infection and one of my ankles is very weak after I broke it when I was younger. They're the only things that cause problems, but in my mind there are so many other things.
My boobs and eyes are too small, my legs are too short, my hair is too straight, my nose is too big and my lips are too thin. My face is too square, my fingers are stumpy and my thighs are too wide. My feet are too big, as are my wrists, I'm too tall... in fact the only thing I really like about myself is the length and colour of my hair.

What kind of problem is that? You can 'fix' it with a perm. Your just being silly, I'm sure you look fine.

 

[Gudrests]

Not really wrong but I'm incapable of gaining weight. I can eat whatever and I won't gain any fat at all.

Poor you. You must cry yourself to sleep.

Do I really need a "/sarcasm?"

Well, I have the same problem, and seeing as I'm a 6'6'' 17 year old who weighs less than 130 Lbs., it's a pretty significant deal. No weight gain means I'm unable to build muscle, and I can barely bench half my weight as it is. I'll let you do the math on that.

HOLY SHIT YOUR ME....just a bit taller....Sucks don't it. 6' here and you don't want to know how much. I say wrestle like I did...its all about weight classes and long limbs make them go...da faq

 

[Jekken6]

Needing to piss a lot and a mild form of scholiosis (sp?)

 

[Andalusa]

What kind of problem is that? You can 'fix' it with a perm. Your just being silly, I'm sure you look fine.

You would think, but I can't do anything with my hair, I've tried curling it and it just falls straight no matter how many styling products I've used.

 

[Conn1496]

I'm human... OH SNAP!

 

[Matt-the-twat]

I'm really really hairy. No-one wants an arse as hairy as mine.

 

[Bloodstain]

I have some form of scoliosis in the area of my neck. I have the worst jaw malposition my orthodontist ever saw. I have phimosis. I have tinnitus.
Also, I am underweight although I eat a lot. My metabolism is screwed up somehow, it seems. I am not sure it is a bad thing not to get fat, though.
Besides, I am very hairy. I should really shave my legs and butt, it's grown so long.
Moreover, my figure is weird. I am very, very tall and thin, really narrow shoulders. Most clothes look weird on me.

Conclusion: Life hates me.

 

[Snipermanic]

I had Osgood Schlaeter when I was growing up, which is the shin bone squashing my knee ligaments. Quite common in adolescent males.

To top that off I then developed "fragmented tibia tubulerlosis" in the same knee. This means that my knee cap has "slipped" a few inches down due to the muscle bein' all crippled.

I can walk fine, it doesn't actually affect me in anyway apart from a feeling that there's something under my knee, sort of like when you need to click your fingers.

 

[KindOfnElf]

i have psoriasis so can get rashes and slight acne which can be made worse by the psoriasis. other than that things are fine.

I have an incredibly long story about psoriasis, but I'm not telling unless someone asks.

what's the story?

Oh, I'll tell you if I must. /blush. But I'm telling the ultra super amazing ultra super trimmed down cut corners stabbed with a knife version. My friends mom has psirosis, she became a vegan, my sister also became a vegan because she's also friends with my friend.

VERY TRIMMED.

I have psoriasis too, for 16 years now. At the moment I am closest to controlling it (wouldn't say cure it for many reasons), like I have never been before with this special food regimen, but it's not necessarily vegan, meat is allowed if you are consuming it. I am vegetarian, so I follow it like that and it works perfectly. I am on my 15th day since I started it and there are already results like NOTHING ever before, and I have tried SO SO many things in those 16 years (vegan being one of them and it didn't work). Skin is improving significantly and all the other 'flaws' from my skin disappeared as well in these 15 days. ^_^ *really has SO MUCH happies*

I will gladly share the book and info with you guys if you want to take a look, but wouldn't put it in this post since I don't want to sound as a lame propaganda spreader -_- Anyways, best of luck, and I wish you healing and beautiful skin ^_^

 

[Alcamonic]

Suffering from Ulcerative colitis causes my stomach to be a bit picky about food, even with the pills I take. Damn... espresso, how I miss you so.

Also suffering from a somewhat weak heart, yey genes.

 

[Tactician42]

I don't have wisdom teeth (not removed, I never had them to begin with.) and on more than one occasion some of my teeth kind of.....disintegrate in the middle and fall apart.

 

[Phototoxin]

pancreatically challenged.

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

I have Repetetive Strain in my right arm from programming 5 hours a day for a year...

Also, I might have some neuro-chemical imbalances caused by a recent depression, causing me to go from Nymphomaniac to Asexual

 

[TheTim]

Well i have Asthma, I have A.D.D. I've had surgery twice on my knee for an Unhappy Triad. I have tendonitis in my ankle, and i piss alot because of a bad side effect of a workout supplement i took

 

[Rex Fallout]

Not like a terrible abnormality but... my chest is shaped differently than most guys. It sticks out and crap. But after reading some of these I feel like I should just stop feeling sorry for myself...

You know, speaking of abnormal chests, a colleague of mine has a recessed sternum. I mean, literally, that bony part between her breasts concaves inward. It's so strange. :/

Hmm Well first off I feel the need to say again that I am a dude, second That kind of abnormality at least doesn't show very much with clothes on does it? I honestly can't even imagine what that would look like. And to be honest it doesn't seem like it would be the kind of thing to turn me off of a girl. Not like toe-thumbs. Dear lord. Or of course if it has a black hole in it or something.

 

[Bunnybeater]

A GOD AM I

 

[pigmypython]

I can twist my fingers in really creepy ways. sometimes im scared of myself too.

I bet your a hit with the ladies though

Hah , i was thinking that too . Also , i can touch my nose and elbow with my tongue ...

O.K. now you're just teasing all the girls out there...nice tongue and talented fingers? Lol...creepy

 

[dmase]

I'm naturally skinny, it takes a significant amount of effort to keep muscle mass. Just two weeks ago I was 160 at 5'9" the heaviest I've been my entire life. I felt strong as hell two days later i was under 150. That came from not having regular activity for just two days.

I'm an asthmatic who has mostly out run his asthma.

my pinkys are crooked

I have an incredibly hairy ass

Once side of my face grows nice dark beard hair the other it grows in thin and blond.

The bottom row of my teeth are crooked

Also my body produces scar tissue from smallish cuts. Big scars.

All in all i've made the best of what I have an I wouldn't trade what I got.

 

[Evil Earlgrey]

strong ADD, sugery in both knees, got shot in the neck (and survived) which gives me wierd reactions in my eyes. My pupils dont have the same size most of the time, because the nervers for my eyes got injured. Broke my rips. Got scars from a third degree burn on my knee (stupid story) and my eye sight is really bad.

No reason to feel sorry for myself tough. My body is made to be used. Nothing lasts forever

 

[Thumper17]

What kind of problem is that? You can 'fix' it with a perm. Your just being silly, I'm sure you look fine.

You would think, but I can't do anything with my hair, I've tried curling it and it just falls straight no matter how many styling products I've used.

If thats really you on your profile, then you look really pretty. Be confident in yourself.

Also, what are you doing Friday?