What's the Deadliest Thing Currently Within Your Reach?

Darkfreak

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I knew i should have kept my katana handy! So from here: a glass, phone, laptop, cords and a +2 flaming briefcase!
 

Timmehexas

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A yellow diving knife, it looks similar to these ones except has longer serrated edges.

I spent $20 dollars extra on this thing just because it looked better then the model down, while scuba diving you'll probably never have to use it... but its just so awesome...
 

ShadowKatt

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Well, let's see

Sword
Skinning knife
Butterfly knife
Pocket knife
Scissors(Yes, scissors when used appropriate ARE considered a weapon and an effective one at that)
Screwdriver

And I suppose if ALL those failed, I could crack a disc in half and cut someone with the sharp edges.
 

Defective_Detective

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Let's see. Three spoons, a pen, a set of keys and a hammer.

The first three could work if I managed to stick the assailant in the eye I suppose. The hammer is probably more intimidating and practical though.

I do have a knife around here, but it's all the way at the end of the bed.
 

Unesh52

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I've got some very hot soup I'm eating right now. That would burn pretty bad. Or I could poke him with thumb tacks.

...*poke-poke!*
 

Sonicron

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Got a few pens and pencils, a glass bottle and a pair of dumbells. If I have time to grab any of the formerly mentioned the intruder is screwed.
 

warprincenataku

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Withing reach I have a thumb drive, an empty 7up can and a plastic container with stale taco shells. Feel my wrath!
 

Selohos

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Uhh. Bag O' Dice (Laugh if you want, but that thing smarts), Bootknife, Sort-of-dull rly large kitchen knife (I was sharpening it but the thing REFUSES to take an edge) Gamecube, and bunches of controllers. I mention the latter two simply because controllers would make decent flails and the Gamecube is a brick, so it probably won't break, and if it does I will only miss 3 games.

At 1.5 Steps however: My choice between a Guitar, Rockband Drum-set, Large metal briefcase filled with computer stuff, anything within my Golf set, 2 Bokken, Large lamp, Recurved bow, Semi-Auto .22, or 12-Gage Shotgun

Best part: No matter where they enter from, so long as conventionally (I.E. Door or Window as apposed to making a Large random hole in my wall) I am far closer to the shotgun than they are.
 

daubie

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An ornamental saber, a katana, two short swords, a couple pocket knives, a survival knife...umm...nail clippers?