What's The Worst Game Universe To Be Stuck In?

[Sven und EIN HUND]

I'll go with Portal. Sure, everyone thinks Glados is sooooo funny. I'm not sure I'd feel the same way if I was the test subject.

This... I mean, sure, I got through the game in about 3-4 hours, but the amount of times I died from trial and error? Yeah.

Doom 3, no way I could survive 10 minutes. And Eternal Darkness, my mind would be fucked after about 30 seconds

Or either of these two, I haven't played through all of Eternal Darkness but my mate showed me a bit of it and I've watched gameplay vids... I've been through all of Doom 3 though, believe me, it is fucked.up

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Far Cry 2

Everyone hates me and they won't stay dead

 

[gamer416]

what if your gordon freeman

 

[StrangerQ]

I would say kirby universe...
think small pink thingy hunting you to suck and swallow you whole

 

[T-Bone24]

Gears of War. Even the weather is trying to kill you.

 

[GrinningManiac]

The Sims

It'd be like The Stepford Wives, except they also talked gibberish and were prone to violent strops and moodswings

Oh, and everything is eerily clean and pleasant.


brrr...it'd be like the Pod People, too

 

[Comma-Kazie]

Either Silent Hill, from the sheer mind-buggery behind the town, or Mario World for the stupid . . . uh, stupidity of it all. Actually, come to thing of it I think I'd prefer Silent Hill to that.

 

[Julianking93]

No. That was the problem I had with it. They never explained the full usage or reasoning behind the vitachambers

They did. They only work for people with Andrew Ryan's DNA.

They did? Guess I didn't catch that. Then my only problem with Bioshock's story is gone! Thank you!

 

[MercurySteam]

In any L4D campaign.

Nuff said.

 

[MercurySteam]

Bioshock. I mean

a) Everyone is trying to kill you.
b) They have spliced themselves to superhumanity.
c) Could you fight a Big Daddy? Exactly.

You still have the VitaChambers so you'd come back 5 feet away from where you died.

Yeah, but I don't think they work for everyone, I mean, the other splicers never came back did they?

No. That was the problem I had with it. They never explained the full usage or reasoning behind the vitachambers

Mmm, yeah, so results could range from... pretty much immortality to... DEATH.

Actually the VitaChambers were tuned to Ryan's genetic frequency. So if you aren't Ryan or his son you're pretty much fucked.......

 

[Thaius]

Umm, Rapture. Definitely. Unquestionably.

Well I suppose that village from Fatal Frame 2 would suck as well...

 

[T5seconds]

Resident Evil

Problem: I need to go to the bathroom.
Solution: There are no bathrooms here, go away.

Problem: I am hungry.
Solution: I have to find the Rooster Emblem hidden in the evidence locker to turn off the waterfall blocking the hidden doorway that leads to the secret facility containing the What...You think I wont snip this?

Problem: The delivery boy is at the door.
Solution: Solve a random math puzzle to ZOMG STOP THE RUNAWAY TRAIN WHY NOT?!@?!?!

Holy fucking shit did you just come up with that?

Any game that?s about war, horror, really hard shit with no cake... and so on and so forth...

 

[tehroc]

Warhammer 40k. The universe the game takes place in is an extremely oppressive state where there is practically no freedom. Any acts of Heresy could result in entire planets being cleansed.

 

[randomrob]

Bioshock universe!!! i would be scared shitless and would be unable to die because of all the bloody Vita-chambers!

 

[Mad max 20]

Left4dead
Doubt i could fight off so many hordes of zombies, and i'd probally die trying to find a weapon.

 

[Tonimata]

I wanna be the guy universe


Why?

Oh, nothing special. Just seems like a good place to get rid off humanity.