What's your favourite Yahtzee quote?

[Xyliss]

I could tell you about the penis extension gun which pins enemies to walls with half a tree but I'd much rather tell you about the gun which shoots shurikans and lightning, yes shurikans and lightning, I wish I could make shit like this up, it shoots shurikans and lightning, it could only be more awesome if it had tits and was on fire!

Yep. Definitely the best!

 

[Rhymenoceros]

"Absolutely sub-lime from start to finish, and I will jam forks into my eyes if I ever use those words to describe anything ever again. You might say it's stupid to love a video game but *raises middle fingers* fuck you Portal's great and if you don't like it you must be STUPID."
*end credits*

"Yes maybe I'll skip this level, then I'll eat a few French Fancies, and maybe take a lovely scented bath to clean my massive vagina. Now get out the fuckin way this shit will not beat me."

Which video is that one from? I know I've heard it but I forget what game...

I think it may be MW2 for skipping the airport level.

Also I've looked back and I'm fully lurking this thread

 

[brainfreeze215]

"Why did she wait so long and why wasn't his initial reaction to slap her across the tits?"

Someone might have to double check my wording, but I still threaten to do this to people. Jokingly, of course.

 

[AloriD]

"I wonder if the Geneva Accords covers torturing metaphors..." or anything from the Dark Void review.

"Well bugger my bumblebee's breadbin..." or anything from Darksiders as well.

 

[Marter]

"On the whole it's just not as good as tonguing another man's balls...I mean as it used to be...I'M NOT GAY!" - Guitar Hero 3

That review is my favorite. ^_^

 

[Judgement101]

"Go team retard!"-Mailbag Showdown
"The Wii is made of poo, stop making games for it."-MadWorld

 

[Gudrests]

"Pants on head retarded" i love...and lets face it...most of everything eh says. lol

 

[F-I-D-O]

IT SHOOTS SHRUIEKINS AND LIGHTNING!
It's a mumorpurger!
Press X to not die
I..actually liked it
For some...caaaaaaaaaake
And a classic: Fuck you/off/that
many others, but I can't remember them

"Absolutely sub-lime from start to finish, and I will jam forks into my eyes if I ever use those words to describe anything ever again. You might say it's stupid to love a video game but *raises middle fingers* fuck you Portal's great and if you don't like it you must be STUPID."
*end credits*

"Yes maybe I'll skip this level, then I'll eat a few French Fancies, and maybe take a lovely scented bath to clean my massive vagina. Now get out the fuckin way this shit will not beat me."

Which video is that one from? I know I've heard it but I forget what game...

Splosion Man, the 2.5D hoedown.

 

[voetballeeuw]

something along the lines of "draws you in like a triple cunted hooker."

 

[blindthrall]

Recent one: "Then Alan Wake was violated by the largest, most sexually frustrated bear there ever was."

 

[The Random One]

Your gun is, of course, your best friend
On which you must always depend
If you get into fights
You can look down the sights
And bullets'll come out of the end

"Yes maybe I'll skip this level, then I'll eat a few French Fancies, and maybe take a lovely scented bath to clean my massive vagina. Now get out the fuckin way this shit will not beat me."

Which video is that one from? I know I've heard it but I forget what game...

Pretty sure it's Alone in the Dark, dude.

 

[Pinstar]

"Never stick your dick in a pudding. It may still be good pudding and you could spend all day defending that, but no one's gonna eat it because YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN!"

Always makes me laugh, no matter what mood I'm in.

The quote is ...STUCK YOUR DICK IN *IT*"

A subtle but important distinction that helps with the flow of the sentence.

 

[Infinatex]

"Then Pillocks boss goes and and throws himself in front of a train, although it was stopping at the station so he pretty much just make a fool of himself.." from Wet. Actually that whole sequence between Pillock and his boss is funny as!

 

[diablomaki]

i see a pattern emerging here, does the square peg fit in the round hole? No? Maybe the square one does.
Doralingus FTW

 

[eggy32]

"People are shit. Whenever I'm in a crowd I think, 'who left this shit all over the place?' I'm shit, you're shit, the world is shit, and if you're sat there thinking 'yes, it's true, everyone is shit except me' then you're a double bacon shit with large fries, Mr Shitface."

Sorry that reflects badly on me as a person, perhaps I should have said Mister or Missus Shitface.

 

[Freeze_L]

"It's amazing how steeped in escapism we are as a culture, that we managed to find mundanity in something that DOES NOT EXIST AND NEVER WILL."

 

[Blackjack 222]

"'I'm not a fanboy' Yes you are!"

"As the exasperated panda breeder said to the last panda on Earth 'Fuck that!'"

i see a pattern emerging here, does the square peg fit in the round hole? No? Maybe the square one does.

 

[Vicarious Vangaurd]

"Yahtzee, you charismatic stallion"

 

[Squirrel1328]

"That brings me to Nintendo! Oh hello again Nintendo, I almost didn't recognize you with all that casual gamer semen crusting around your mouth. What's that? Four new Mario games? Oh what's the matter? Your cool new mainstream friends starting to get bored and you somehow remembered that you're a video game company, not Fisher Price"

 

[BlackWitch0]

"... but if more than a minute passes without a dude and a murder you're not playing it right." -Painkiller