What's your favourite Yahtzee quote?

[F-I-D-O]

Your gun is, of course, your best friend
On which you must always depend
If you get into fights
You can look down the sights
And bullets'll come out of the end

"Yes maybe I'll skip this level, then I'll eat a few French Fancies, and maybe take a lovely scented bath to clean my massive vagina. Now get out the fuckin way this shit will not beat me."

Which video is that one from? I know I've heard it but I forget what game...

Pretty sure it's Alone in the Dark, dude.

Just watched it, and it is the Splosion man part of 2.5D hoedown.

 

[Spygon]

"on the second his spine snapped neatly in half ha! teach him to tell me what to do but then a little message came up that my moral had gone down no it fucking hadn't Red Faction Guerrilla now get out of the way so i can break all your stuff"

 

[dlawnro]

"As the leper once said to his mistress, 'Where's the point!?'"

 

[mubobi7593]

Something that was along the lines of,
"But I guess the number of gang-banger dicks you've ripped off is something you would want to keep track of. If you BUFFALO FUC*ING BILL."

 

[Vancifer]

Why?


Fucked if I know!

 

[Arkvoodle]

"The answer is my left hand on Sunday nights."

 

[AvsJoe]

Hard to pick just one.

"You stuck your dick in it!"
"Chain link fence made of tigers"
"Noooooooooooooooo"
"made of... chocolate"
"Yes you are"
"Shurikens and lightning!"

 

[Hayate_GT]

"Never stick your dick in a pudding. It may still be good pudding and you could spend all day defending that, but no one's gonna eat it because YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN!"

yea i think this is the one 4 me too...what review is this from again?

 

[eggy32]

We need better ideas, like cyberspace... or a controller made of fruit.

And ving Rames is there going "Nintendo NOOOOOOOOO"

 

[ShadowKatt]

"As the exasperated panda breeder said to the last panda on Earth 'Fuck that!'"

Which one did that one come from? I don't remember that. It's so totally epic, I must see it!

 

[Jaranja]

A lot of these are rubbish. Here's the best:

"FUCKING HELL, DID YOU SEE THAT? I HAVE MACHISMO SQUIRTING OUT OF MY NIPPLES OVER HERE. I AM A MONSTER TRUCK THAT WALKS LIKE A MAN!"

 

[MikailCaboose]

*CLAP CLAP* OI!

Yes, this definitely. Just, what video was it from again?
Then it's "muh-mor-puh-guh". That's classic.

 

[AldirTK]

"I'M AN ASSASSIN! Shhhh"

 

[Pariah87]

"It's like my right hand on a Sunday evening, how's that? You ask. Well it beats the fuck out of me!"

 

[eggy32]

"As the exasperated panda breeder said to the last panda on Earth 'Fuck that!'"

Which one did that one come from? I don't remember that. It's so totally epic, I must see it!

halo wars.

 

[Varun Garuda Maharaj]

"You know girls, those mysterious creatures you see on the bus and have their own bathrooms, and spray stingy liquid in your face if you get too close"

which one was that from?

and "this game seeks to enthrall with a high octane brawl, but its a game about war which we've all seen before and like the title adds FUCK ALL"

 

[Varun Garuda Maharaj]

need I say more?

 

[Taxman1]

"Never stick your dick in a pudding. It may still be good pudding and you could spend all day defending that, but no one's gonna eat it because YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN!"
I bring this up in any conversation and everyone laughs no matter how many times they hear it.

 

[Mimzical]

*Goes about trying to describe Bayonetta's somewhat confusing plot*
"Sometimes I miss the old Pac man storytelling method. Eat pills; avoid ghosts, that's it. ..Though sometimes you can eat ghosts as well if you- *aa-a-aaargh!*"

"Oh wook it's a doggy mash up his wittle face and call him Chips!"

"Personally at this point I'd only consider buying the full version of the Darkness if it came down to budget price. And they threw in another, better game. And some cake. And Belgium."

These are the only ones that spring to mind... but I know there's more. XD

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

Your gun is, of course, your best friend
On which you must always depend
If you get into fights
You can look down the sights
And bullets'll come out of the end

"Yes maybe I'll skip this level, then I'll eat a few French Fancies, and maybe take a lovely scented bath to clean my massive vagina. Now get out the fuckin way this shit will not beat me."

Which video is that one from? I know I've heard it but I forget what game...

Pretty sure it's Alone in the Dark, dude.

no, its when he was reviewing 'Splosion man.