What's your favourite Yahtzee quote?

[WorldCritic]

"If you complain about too many needless attachments then you're just being a tosser. It's like complaining about say a perfectly good hot dog when the vendor is the Boston Strangler. You can still enjoy the hot dog, just try not to make eye contact."

 

[unicron44]

EDIT: Talking about Silent Hill: Homecoming

"I'm commited to this idea now, so it's probably going to be bad. Why? Because people are shit. Whenever I'm in a crowd I think: 'Who left all this shit all over the place?' I'm shit. You're shit. The world is shit. And if you're sitting there thinking: 'Yes is true everybody is shit except me.' You're a double bacon shit with fries Mr. Shitface. Sorry this reflexs badly on me doesn't it? I should have said: Mr. or Mrs. Shitface."

This is from Annual E3 Hype Massacre.

 

[DanielBrown]

Most of what he says makes me laugh, but the "Yahtzee, you " always cracks me up.

 

[automatron]

Since most of the ones i like have been said I'll say one I haven't seen, and found quite amusing

The concept for fruit ninja:
You are a ninja, fruit is flying up in front of you and fuck fruit!
From the iphone games review
And if you could post which video it's from that'd be very helpful

 

[Strain42]

"I am a monster truck that walks like a man!"

That line, coupled with his reading of it to me is the funniest verbal dialogue to ever come from Yahtzee

 

[Hisshiss]

"But Yahtzee, you charismatic stallion"

or "Yahtzee you perfectly ordinary human being"

"As a well-respected game critic - SHUT UP I AM." comes to mind here.

Yeah Im gonna second the "SHUT UP I AM" one lol. It came so fast the first time and I almost fell out of my chair.

 

[Top35]

"I would always hold the Wii-mote straight up so when ever the fight was over my character would look up as if killing suddenly made him introspective." on Red Steel 2

 

[TrollOgerElf]

Gnap Gnap RAARG
makes me awesome face

 

[sixinthehood]

?Busoms, melons, milk factories, busts, funbags, knockers, baliestiegs, boobies, jugs, nibbles, juglies, STONKING GREAT TITS!? First episode I ever watched >

 

[hitman555z]

so... im guessing no one knows about the one i said? i dont think my attention span will make me sit through all of the vids looking for that 1 line lol

 

[GrymZero]

"Great, stonking, tits!"

Actually it's "Stonking, Great TITS!"

OT: Probably "Oh look it's a doggie! Mash up his widdle face and call him Chips!"

Ah, indeed it is. My apologies.

OT: I've since chosen a new favorite. And that would be "Oh pissing blimey, there's jam coming out of the WALLS!"

 

[Zannkimaru]

"CRIME DOES NOT PAY! except for all the money and the clothes and the pretty cars and the fast whores etc"

"Oh pissin blimey there's jam coming out of the walls!"

i dont remember the quote exactly, but he said something like "as the ___ says/said/ses to the ___ wheres the fucking point?"

anyone know where thats from? its been bothering me for a long time now lol

Dammit now you have me wondering where it's from.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

This thread is alive again,

Well, my answer is the same as it was when it first appeared:

"This shit will not beat me."

That one. I love it because it can be applied to around every situation.

 

[kikon9]

"I'm not a fanboy- YES YOU ARE."

 

[Instant K4rma]

"When the game switches over to melee combat, it plays like a hack and slash that was designed by a pilchard." (AVP Review)


There was another quote in his SC: Conviction review about a shaved bear passing as Sam Fisher that I thought was pretty good.

 

[Iron-Man420]

Won't be 100% word for word but:
"If some magical tablet tried to break itself in Batman's universe, he would will himself into existence and punch the writer until he promised to stop being such a twat.

Also:
"Pants on head retarded."

 

[Icoveredwars]

"I accidentaly clicked on the background and my character immediately fulng the ice pick into the air ran to the bed of the truck and began jumping up and down like he wanted to be a cloud when he grew up. I'd call my character a spastic fucking drunk but apparently thoes words don't exist."


Scribblenauts review

 

[snowman6251]

"Yahtzee you charismatic Stallion"

A phrase I have come to use on a semi-regular basis.

 

[RandallJohn]

I'm gonna have to go with the classic "Pants-on-head retarded" bit. Unless I can quote the entirety of his Wolfenstein review.

 

[EllEzDee]

"Please shut up about flak towers".