What's your pornstar name?

[ScoopMeister]

Winston King, or King Winston.
My first pet was a hamster called Winny Winston, a street I've lived on was King's Road.

 

[Lord Merik]

Rodney Longhorn, oh yea. Thats a good one

 

[CptRumGuy]

Either Jasper Columbia or Cujo Columbia.

I think I'll go with Cujo Columbia.

Hey baby, you can bark up my tree any day. Don't worry, I won't bite.

 

[CptRumGuy]

Skippy Slipwhistle.

I'm definitely a gay pornstar.

Wow, that is too funny. Definitely almost spit my drink all over my screen when I saw that XD

EDIT: Nice avatar btw

 

[Tyr2440]

Bracken St.Martin , im here for the nuns

 

[Olofelefant]

Findus Kärner
...
fail.

did you perchance name your first animal after the axcellent pettson and findus book?

OT: mine is flora järna. I'm not even female

 

[HalfTangible]

Luke Smoke...

...

Awesome.

 

[Alon Shechter]

Sheli Dafna.
Fuck yeah, i'm a foreign actor.

 

[Enigmatic Master]

Zeus Willowbrook
Anyone call for a bodyguard...

 

[MazdaXR]

Gunner Hatch
sounds more like a part of a ww2 plane to me

 

[RoseBridge]

Gypsy Bluebird....sigh

 

[RoseBridge]

Gunner Hatch
sounds more like a part of a ww2 plane to me

A really hot ww2 plane

 

[complete_absolution]

Sargent Blue Bell

...

Okay then.

 

[complete_absolution]

mines is Flash Irene

which wouldn't be so bad if i wasn't a man =.=

Maybe it just means that Irene is your favorite target.

 

[LuckyClover95]

Sophie Waddington.

 

[KefkaCultist]

Max Lori
...
Given that Lori is British for truck the name actually makes sense and is funny.

 

[Remleiz]

Frost Hazel aparantly. It'd be great if i were female...

 

[paintman]

Rambone III

 

[MasterOfHisOwnDomain]

Oggy Avalanche.

 

[JasonKaotic]

Larry.
...Just Larry.