What's your pornstar name?

[Elegy of Fools]

Chester Bighead

 

[Elegy of Fools]

Robin Ring.
....ewwwwwwww

Sounds like something a Porn-star would give you.

 

[Harkonnen64]

Masters. Dick Masters.

And I'll introduce myself to this tune.

 

[Wareshinobu]

Mine would be Candy Brook (first cat was named Candy, and for the first year of my life my parents lived in a flat on Brook St XD)

 

[Latinidiot]

Pulga Kazerne reporting for duty, miss drill sarge!

 

[DrVonTrap]

hello mam, my name's Alfred Knox, i've come to squat over your face and shout in german!

joking aside, Alfred was a lovely female cat, and now i can never take the name alfred seriously again!

 

[Thundero13]

Chewy Anna...
You know that name would actually be ok if I was a girl

 

[MD3791]

Thermal Imaging guy

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Hercules Aplin.

Ohhh yeah!

 

[William MacKay]

Oliver Ochil. Oliver was my old cat, and the Ochils are a range of hills i live near... could use that angle... sounds more like a character from some shitty Skins ripoff.

 

[elvor0]

Tomatoes Gonville.

Yeaaaah, rocking.

 

[Aptspire]

Jeremy Maple

 

[CatsAttackAgain]

I had a goldfish called Golden Nuggets, so that makes me Albert Nuggets, or Albert O' Reilly for my mom's maiden name. Nuggets FTW!!!

 

[HAVERSHA]

"Moby-Dick Crescent".

Sounds kinda alright actually.

 

[Nulmas]

Juca Primeiro de Maio

I don't even know what exactly would that name be good for :S

(In english it would be Juca First of May)

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Mine would be Dash Springwell, sounds more like a detective show than a porn star to me though.

Though not as bad as my brother's, his first pet was a rabbit named Floppy

 

[Tib088]

The sperminator.

My dad called himself this after he told me and my sister that our step-mother was pregnant :/

 

[GonzoGamer]

So. The idea here is to take your first pets name (For example mine was Guinness)
Followed by the first street you ever lived on (For example mine was Holmesdale road)
The order there in isn't important. Just do whatever sounds best!

This may not work with some american readers. What with the roads just having numbers or whatever. If your first street name is rubbish then try the first town or neighborhood you lived in or something.

Let's see it in action

Hi.
you know you really shouldn't play this game online.

It?s fine when you play it with friends at a small party but the game was originally designed as a method to get info about peoples bank/credit accounts.
First pet?s name and street you grew up on are usually security questions for online accounts.

Yea a fun game but dangerous for your credit. Please don?t play it.

 

[Zing]

Milo Oakland baby. Feel my oak!

 

[NoBlueFood]

Honey Stripland.

But I'm a dude. Damn it, this one can go to any woman that reads this.