What's your pornstar name?

[monkey jesus]

Neville Meadowcroft.


I didn't wanna play this stinking game anyway!

 

[CaptainTrilby]

Hello boys... I'm Ginger Shrubbery

xD

 

[Morgan Howe]

Followed by the first street you ever lived on

do you mean the street the house i grew up in was on, or the street i lived "on" after i got kicked out of it?
Rainbow EE
sound like some japanese sex bot

 

[Caulk]

Molly Bilu...........................
.......I'm going to bill you?
That's incredibly stupid, plus, I'm not a woman.

 

[Buizel91]

Snowy Clifton...

I don't know how to respond...Really.

 

[Buizel91]

Hello boys... I'm Ginger Shrubbery

xD

LMFAO! Oooh god i hate laughing out loud with a drink in my mouth...My poor laptop.

 

[Olorune]

Betty Schubert
No...just...no.
So wrong in so many ways...

 

[BaconPunch]

Elwood Gravière
I have to act in the most ridiculous French accent possible.

 

[Buizel91]

Dixy Normous

Say this fast...Sounds like Dicks Enormous! xD

 

[ImanOcean]

Crystal Hunter...

 

[Caboose671]

Frank Spice

I mean why not?

 

[OddOzZy666]

James New Cheltenham...

...I'm a very Upper Class Pornstar, as you can see

 

[Mauso88]

Buster Silkstone, maybe use a bit of creative license and put an S on the end. :>

 

[JdaS]

Mojo Rock. I think I'm gonna be just fine, gentlemen.

Mojo Kallio in finnish. Could make it Mojo Viideslinja, but Fifthline sounds kind of... awesome actually!

 

[Elegy of Fools]

Chester Bighead

 

[Elegy of Fools]

Robin Ring.
....ewwwwwwww

Sounds like something a Porn-star would give you.

 

[Harkonnen64]

Masters. Dick Masters.

And I'll introduce myself to this tune.

 

[Wareshinobu]

Mine would be Candy Brook (first cat was named Candy, and for the first year of my life my parents lived in a flat on Brook St XD)

 

[Latinidiot]

Pulga Kazerne reporting for duty, miss drill sarge!

 

[DrVonTrap]

hello mam, my name's Alfred Knox, i've come to squat over your face and shout in german!

joking aside, Alfred was a lovely female cat, and now i can never take the name alfred seriously again!