What's your warning label?

[The Maddest March Hare]

Warning: References that you have no idea where they're from may be blasted out at random inter-I'M SEARCHING FOR THE EYE OF ARGONIA!

Are you sure we have no idea where they come from? I'm nearly certain that's Morrowind

Yup. But I did say 'may', and that mea-THE ALIENS WILL BRING MR. SCHNITZER BACK!

...We Are Klang?

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

DO NOT DRY CLEAN

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Warning: References that you have no idea where they're from may be blasted out at random inter-I'M SEARCHING FOR THE EYE OF ARGONIA!

Are you sure we have no idea where they come from? I'm nearly certain that's Morrowind

Yup. But I did say 'may', and that mea-THE ALIENS WILL BRING MR. SCHNITZER BACK!

...We Are Klang?

...wow.

OK, you win this round. I might even give you a cooki-IT'S ONLY BOLOGNESE!

A trip to Somerfield has never been so entertaining.

 

[tombman888]

WARNING: I'm actually a Spy.

 

[FaithorFire]

Caution: May cause spontaneous spasms in women when handled properly.

 

[[.redacted]]

WARNING.

 

[Jedoro]

Warning: Low tolerance of below-average intelligence. Interact with caution.

 

[oden636]

Keep small parts away from children??

 

[Stuntcrab]

WARNING: Plays Multiplayer Video Games serious depression may occur when he owns your sorry ass

 

[Rakun Man]

Just had to... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=da0JwKT3GyM

Warning: Susceptible to spontaneous combustion.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Warning: References that you have no idea where they're from may be blasted out at random inter-I'M SEARCHING FOR THE EYE OF ARGONIA!

Are you sure we have no idea where they come from? I'm nearly certain that's Morrowind

Yup. But I did say 'may', and that mea-THE ALIENS WILL BRING MR. SCHNITZER BACK!

...We Are Klang?

...wow.

OK, you win this round. I might even give you a cooki-IT'S ONLY BOLOGNESE!

A trip to Somerfield has never been so entertaining.

*Applause*

Congratulations! I honestly never expected you to get the second one. Now we- CAN GET MARRIED AND HAVE SCOWLY BABIES!

If you get that one, you win 15 internets.

But I bet you won't.

*Bows*

And for my encore: Dollhouse.

Mmm, delicious cookies

 

[Hap2]

WARNING: Do not use unit if fuel gauge reads low. Prone to insanity. Death may occur.

 

[Zildjin81]

Warning: Not machine washable.

 

[LostTimeLady]

WARNING: Store in a warm, dry place that is preferably in indirect sunlight.

I'm cold, y'see, but I can still burn (hense the need for indirect sunlight).

also: WARNING: May be inclined to moments of interlectual wittiness after Nine O'clock at night. Warenty invalid if there is an attempt to extract wittiness before Nine O'clock.

(Joke.)

 

[monkey_man]

DO NOT DISTURB. I AM SERIOUS. LEAVE ME THE **** ALONE

something like this

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

*Bows*

And for my encore: Dollhouse.

Mmm, delicious cookies

Tell me honestly, have you watched them all or was Google your friend?

Spoiler: Either way

GET OUTTA MY SWAMP YOU KIDS!

Not Google, just a couple of friends who seem to have very similar interests to you, and use every opportunity to insert quotes like that into a conversation. I haven't seen many episodes of any of those shows myself, but I've had quotes and the name of the shows they're from ingrained into me. Also, one was Hot Fuzz, which is one of my all time favourite films and has been watched countless times. Edit: And Morrowind was a great game, although my copy has broken now and I haven't had the money to replace it. So Oblivion is my current RPG addiction.

Luckily, I have a great memory for fairly useless quotes and facts, so I can be here today and astonish people. As you have just witnessed

 

[Marter]

Warning: I may want to share feeling with you.

 

[JLML]

Warning: Has little respect for... well, anything really, stay away if you can't take an insult.

It's actually true, one of my better friends had a brother that was a bit.. retarded.. (he died before I became friend with this person) but I still go around calling my friend retarded every time he's stupid, even though he sometimes (not that he actually takes offence (if so, he wouldn't hang out with me), but still) tells me to stop saying that because he had a brother that was retarded.

I also almost laughed when someone got injured in a pretty funny way (thankfully, no one was looking at me, but if they had done it, I'm pretty sure it would've been some weird looks...), still make fun about how fat my grandpa used to be (before he got cancer, stopped eating, and finally died), and "yesterday" (new day since 30 minutes ago) one of my classmates choked on a piece of candy (luckily he got help from another classmate), and we all thought that one was funny, maybe because the way it happened?

 

[KiruTheMant]

WARNING,THIS IS A CONTAINER OF COMPRESSED BADASS,DO NOT BRING FEMALES INTO ITS VICINITY UNLESS YOU WANT THEM OFF YOUR HANDS

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

*Bows*

And for my encore: Dollhouse.

Mmm, delicious cookies

Tell me honestly, have you watched them all or was Google your friend?

Spoiler: Either way

If I kept the pictures in this quote, the real internet would die.

[HEADING=1]GET OUTTA MY SWAMP YOU KIDS![/HEADING]

Not Google, just a couple of friends who seem to have very similar interests to you, and use every opportunity to insert quotes like that into a conversation. I haven't seen many episodes of any of those shows myself, but I've had quotes and the name of the shows they're from ingrained into me. Also, one was Hot Fuzz, which is one of my all time favourite films and has been watched countless times.

Luckily, I have a great memory for fairly useless quotes and facts, so I can be here today and astonish people. As you have just witnessed

And the final one? I h1'd it for you.

I'm off to bed now.

I'm going to say "Futurama" while hoping not to lose my clean streak.

Also, goodnight, I hope the shock doesn't prevent your sleep