What's your warning label?

[qazcake]

warning:is highly unstable near stuipidty and randomness.

 

[Mr.Something]

WARNING: Prolonged exposure to zombies, evil henchmen, and terribad noobs may result in serious injury or death to said demographics.

 

[Chaos-Spider]

Spoiler: My Warning is long

[HEADING=2]WARNING! THIS FACE CONTAINS COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF JACK! WOMEN WITH HEART CONDITIONS ARE ADVISED NOT TO LOOK DIRECTLY AT JACK! THIS ALSO APPLIES TO WOMEN WITHOUT HEART CONDITIONS. HE'S VERY PRETTY! SEE? SEE HOW PRETTY HE IS? I WANT TO RUN MY FINGERS THROUGH HIS HAIR, AND I'M JUST A WARNING LABEL![/HEADING]

On a less plagiaristic note, I'd say "Infectious Good Mood"

Calumon: That long one, except with me and cuteness! :3

Yu-Gi-OH abridged ftw

OT:[HEADING=2]Caution:[/HEADING]may contain traces of dragons and rocks in head. If you are allergic to dragons or falling rocks please regulate dosage with discression.Is also prone to spontaneous planeswalking.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

[HEADING=1]WARNING[/HEADING]

THE PERSON YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO CONTACT JUST GOT HIS WHITE, PIMPLY ASS HANDED TO HIM BY A PAIR OF SATYRS, A FLAMING CERBERUS DOG, AND A SHITLOAD OF TINY, EXPLODING, CERBERUS PUPPIES WHILE PLAYING 'GOD OF WAR 3'. AGAIN. CONTENTS ARE EXTREMELY VOLATILE AND SHOULD NOT BE DISTURBED.


......SO FUCK OFF.

THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY.

 

[hydrahh]

"If erection lasts more than 4 hours, seek medical attention"

 

[yoz13]

Warning: talking to this person will induce social awkwardness


Note:don't know how to do bold sorry X_X

 

[Jaranja]

WARNING: Not suitable for the lactose intolerant.

That's just too cheesey.

 

[Mammon]

WARNING: This dog BITES!

 

[UBERfionn]

Warning: May contain nuts.

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

Beware: it bites. No seriously.

 

[LornMind]

Caution: May cause offence.

I swear, I own a pin that says just that. My friend gave it me while visiting England (I presume she got it there, what with the "c" instead of the "s").

 

[Callum Hamilton]

Caution: Do not feed.

 

[neoman10]

Warning: Blue Meanies are coming! :O

yeah, I drew a blank :/

 

[daishonato]

Warning: Educated agnostic. Keep well away from christians and small children, and NEVER make eye contact.

 

[benbenthegamerman]

WARNING: SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE HEARTBURN AND RELEVANCE IN YOUR SOCIAL LIFE.

 

[vivadelkitty]

Warning: Contents prone to hugging, glomping, and long, opinionated, rants. Laurent is not for everyone. Consult your doctor before use.

 

[Taddy]

Warning: You're now in the O-Shit Zone.

 

[jmd102993]

Warning: Do not say Shenanigans.

SHENANIGANS!

Warning: Will not hold self accountable for his actions, proceed at own risk

 

[Plurralbles]

Warning: Do not say Shenanigans.

SHENANIGANS!

Warning: Will not hold self accountable for his actions, proceed at own risk

warning Nuclear launch detected




You were warned.

 

[Snotnarok]

WARNING: Is Classic like no other
Or
WARNING: Is ready to shoot up some alien/nazi/mutant/RED/BLU/timesplitter bitches