What's your warning label?

[RyanBishop]

Warning: Misanthropy at its worst.

 

[Burst6]

Warning: the "burst6" brand finger-gun is very lazy. Any attempts to remove it from a comfortable location will require huge sums of money.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Warning: Beware of Dog.

 

[The Rockerfly]

[HEADING=2]Warning[/HEADING]

May have tentacles

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Warning: References that you have no idea where they're from may be blasted out at random inter-I'M SEARCHING FOR THE EYE OF ARGONIA!

Are you sure we have no idea where they come from? I'm nearly certain that's Morrowind

 

[demoman_chaos]

Warning: Multiple PUNs and bad accents

 

[F-I-D-O]

Mine would be pretty simple and common: Warning: Does not play well with others.

I was wondering who would bring up that one first, congratulations! Please enjoy this complementary internet cliché:

Spoiler

Warning I was going to come up with an amusing one but I am not in the mood so I thought I'd stick with the basics.

fixed
Warning If you are close enough to read this, you have three options:
1. Be kicked in the face
2. Have your soul stolen
3. Flee. WHY ARE YOU STILL DECIDING? RUN, DAMN YOU, RUN *POW* oops, to late.

 

[Eggsnham]

[HEADING=3]WARNING: May switch gears randomly, make you wonder what the fuck is going on in his head, creep you out, and offend the shit out of you![/HEADING]

My RL personality in a nutshell.

 

[leviathanmisha]

[HEADING=3]Warning: Lack of yaoi/Hetalia could result in random fangirl moments and/or bodily harm to others.[/HEADING]

This is my standard warning label.

 

[F-I-D-O]

Warning: Do not say Shenanigans.

Shenanigans. Do I get a cookie? Wait, what are you...OH GOD! HE HAS A GUN!!

 

[Hordji]

Not for lab or stovetop use!

 

[boyvirgo666]

Beware of choking hazards

 

[AlchemicalGod]

Warning!- Contents Extremely Insane, and Volitile. Please Keep away from; idiots, Religious people, politicians, zombies, left wing, right wing nut jobs, conformists, and criminals to prevent explosion.

Or possibly Warning!-Does not play well with others, and has thirst for blood.

Or maybe Warning!-Please keep a five foot distance at all times, or throw; raw steak, politicians, or the Pope.

 

[Sir Kemper]

May contain nuts.

 

[The Eggplant]

CAUTION. Bitter and cold. Prone to emotional instability. Do not shake or damage, as contents may explode in your face and leave everyone worse off.

 

[Klarinette]

Warning: Highly unstable. Do not aggrevate.

This and/or
WARNING: CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE. MAY EXPLODE IF HEATED. KEEP AWAY FROM OPEN FLAME.

Spoiler

Something along those lines.

Hehehe, that's awesome ^_^ I love xkcd.

 

[tehbeard]

Warning: Sentient Beard, approach with caution.

 

[natural20]

Mad Scientist At Work. Potentially Devious.

 

[Tarmon'gaidin]

Warning: Will criticise you until the end of times if provoked.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

Warning: Amethyst Wind has licked your daughter's nipples.