What's your warning label?

[Madshaw]

WARNING IRRITANT

 

[arsenicCatnip]

Spoiler: this was fun.

Warning: Not suitable for children under 17. May contain small parts. Contains soy and other allergens. Wash gently in warm water and drip-dry. If found, contact Shane P____ and give the code word 'James Spader' to avoid explosion. May cause diabetic shock due to high sugar content. Forget the dog, beware the owner. Are you still reading this? Get a life. The cake is a lie. Do not shake, jostle, or tickle. Does not contain any artificial ingredients. Highly flammable. May require knowledge of video game and anime trivia to operate.

 

[PayneTrayne]

Warning! Do not attempt to stop chain with genitals!

I...I...what? How..I mean..what is this I don't even..

Please elaborate on these circumstances.

Never heard of the good ol' fashion chainsaw warning label?

 

[crazypsyko666]

Warning: Contains neither soap nor pepper.

 

[GuerrillaClock]

WARNING!
Impenetrable acccent.

 

[KOuellete]

Warning: Causes confusion. Enjoys derailing simple comments. Do not provoke.

 

[Coalhada]

Warning: Does not care for your opinion and will be extremely rude, possibly violent, if annoyed.

 

[MetaKnight19]

WARNING! May be high on energy drinks

Seriously, at the moment I've bouncing more than Zebedee in a trampoline factory.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Warning! Do not attempt to stop chain with genitals!

I...I...what? How..I mean..what is this I don't even..

Please elaborate on these circumstances.

Never heard of the good ol' fashion chainsaw warning label?

I have never read that on a chainsaw before, evidently ours is boring. Or intended for people who like their genitalia too much to attempt such a feat.

 

[CarlsonAndPeeters]

Caution: Do not provoke. Ranting may occur.

 

[Tirin]

It'd be on my ass, and read...

Warning: Exit only!

 

[Kukakkau]

WARNING HARMFUL TO CHILDREN

Not in pedophilic way just I looked at a kid yesterday and he burst into tears in the restaurant

 

[RickyLill]

Warning: This way up, may contain nuts and is not machine washable?

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Warning: Currently depressed. Do not engage in conversation unless you wish to hear lengthy disjointed monologues on the nature of said mental illness.

 

[ddon]

Warning: will attack idiots with insane murdering intent.
I'm watching them.

 

[mento 2425]

keep out of direct sunlight
if given a question will not give answers that extend 0.537 seconds even if answer is known

 

[walhallafive]

Warning: Mental ambush ahead.

No shirt, no shoes ... no problem.

 

[War Penguin]

WARNING: The stunts you are about to see is done by a complete idiot. If you perform the same stunts, you are instantly cool. Viewer discretion is advised. Do not use idiot as a flotation device. Anything you say or do will be held against you in court, so do as much as you can to make yourself look like a badass psycho as possible. Get idiot a sandwich... NOW!!!

... I have no idea what possessed me to say such things but here they are.

 

[Carlston]

Above crotch.

In case of emergency. Pull Handle.

 

[senorcromas]

WARNING: Prepare for several awkward converations.

I... kinda suck at the whole "talking" thing.