When is a Door Not a Door?

[Canadamus Prime]

Guilty as charged.

EVERYONE here will be guilty as charged, and they're lying if they say they aren't.

WRONG! I don't eat Nutella.

How do you live life? D:

You really should, man. It's like someone mixed heaven with chocolate and put it in a jar.

BTW, guys... A door is not a door when it's a-jar.

*facepalm* A-jar, of course. Boy am I dumb.

Incidentally, I'll take your word for that about the Nutella.

 

[lacktheknack]

I don't think I understand the joke.
Could somebody please explain. Please.

Everyone loves Nutella (The hazelnut spreading that Erin is eating) to a point where they just eat it without putting it on anything.

I mean I use a spoon to eat it, now eating it bare handed ... that is a WHOLE other level. XD

... but seriously kids, if you are going to eat Nutella without bread at least use a spoon.

People eat Nutella...
and enjoy it? I always thought everybody hated Nutella.

What horrifying madness is THIS?

How can anyone hate the magic of hazelnuts and chocolate?!

Ever eaten Ferrero Rocher?

 

[momijirabbit]

I don't think I understand the joke.
Could somebody please explain. Please.

Everyone loves Nutella (The hazelnut spreading that Erin is eating) to a point where they just eat it without putting it on anything.

I mean I use a spoon to eat it, now eating it bare handed ... that is a WHOLE other level. XD

... but seriously kids, if you are going to eat Nutella without bread at least use a spoon.

People eat Nutella...
and enjoy it? I always thought everybody hated Nutella.

What horrifying madness is THIS?

How can anyone hate the magic of hazelnuts and chocolate?!

Ever eaten Ferrero Rocher?

I have eaten Ferrero and they are amazing but I think Nutella is terrible.
I thought that was the general consensus.

 

[Piorn]

You're eating it wrong!
You're not having real fun!
Let me teach you to enjoy things the proper way!

 

[antidonkey]

It's strange. I like hazelnut but I'm not a fan Nutella. Jif Chocolate Whipped Peanut Butter, however, is pretty damned amazing. I put it bagels for a carb-tastic breakfast.....or lunch.....or lazy dinner.

 

[Double A]

I'm pretty sure Erin is my spirit animal.

Yeah, I've never done that. Not even eaten Nutella in years.

Not saying that hordes of other people don't, though.

I find Nutella to be too sweet for my tastes. If I want something on my sandwich I'll go with something that doesn't taste like candy. If I want candy, I'll get actual candy.

Can someone explain the concept of "too" sweet to me? It's wholly alien, and befuddles me utterly.

 

[Xan Krieger]

Never had nutella so I don't get it this week. Normally a good comic, this week it's just not for me.

 

[lacktheknack]

I don't think I understand the joke.
Could somebody please explain. Please.

Everyone loves Nutella (The hazelnut spreading that Erin is eating) to a point where they just eat it without putting it on anything.

I mean I use a spoon to eat it, now eating it bare handed ... that is a WHOLE other level. XD

... but seriously kids, if you are going to eat Nutella without bread at least use a spoon.

People eat Nutella...
and enjoy it? I always thought everybody hated Nutella.

What horrifying madness is THIS?

How can anyone hate the magic of hazelnuts and chocolate?!

Ever eaten Ferrero Rocher?

I have eaten Ferrero and they are amazing but I think Nutella is terrible.
I thought that was the general consensus.

Not at all.

Also, I'm completely incapable of understanding how you can like one but not the other. D:

 

[Something Amyss]

This is why I love Erin.

Guilty as charged.

EVERYONE here will be guilty as charged, and they're lying if they say they aren't.

I've never once eaten Nutella. I've never gotten past the smell.

 

[lacktheknack]

I'm pretty sure Erin is my spirit animal.

Yeah, I've never done that. Not even eaten Nutella in years.

Not saying that hordes of other people don't, though.

I find Nutella to be too sweet for my tastes. If I want something on my sandwich I'll go with something that doesn't taste like candy. If I want candy, I'll get actual candy.

Can someone explain the concept of "too" sweet to me? It's wholly alien, and befuddles me utterly.

It's possible. It's this nasty feeling in your mouth like you're eating sand and your teeth get shooting pangs and your tongue twitches.

However, if anyone thinks Nutella of all things is too sweet, there's no hope for them.

This is why I love Erin.

Guilty as charged.

EVERYONE here will be guilty as charged, and they're lying if they say they aren't.

I've never once eaten Nutella. I've never gotten past the smell.

I'm surrounded by people I cannot understand.

 

[2xDouble]

I'm not sure I get it. So a door is not a door when it's a smartass game critic eating nutella?

Guilty as charged.

EVERYONE here will be guilty as charged, and they're lying if they say they aren't.

WRONG! I don't eat Nutella.

HOLD IT! You, sir, are guilty of not eating Nutella. confirm/deny?

OT: I also don't eat that stuff, I much prefer peanut butter. Regardless, Erin should know better... sticky fingers all over the controller... *grumble*

 

[anthony87]

Hands? Bread?

BAH!

Heat that shit up and drink it yo!

 

[JimB]

I don't think I understand the joke.

Though she is obeying the letter of the law, Erin is breaking the spirit because despite using bread, she's still eating straight from the jar. She was supposed to get a knife and spread the Nutella on the bread, not use a bread as an edible spoon to shovel Nutella into her mouth with.

 

[Double A]

I'm pretty sure Erin is my spirit animal.

Yeah, I've never done that. Not even eaten Nutella in years.

Not saying that hordes of other people don't, though.

I find Nutella to be too sweet for my tastes. If I want something on my sandwich I'll go with something that doesn't taste like candy. If I want candy, I'll get actual candy.

Can someone explain the concept of "too" sweet to me? It's wholly alien, and befuddles me utterly.

It's possible. It's this nasty feeling in your mouth like you're eating sand and your teeth get shooting pangs and your tongue twitches.

However, if anyone thinks Nutella of all things is too sweet, there's no hope for them.

Wait, really? I can honestly say I have never experienced that. I thought it was just (objectively wrong) preference, not some sort of evil magic explosion in your mouth.

 

[lacktheknack]

I'm pretty sure Erin is my spirit animal.

Yeah, I've never done that. Not even eaten Nutella in years.

Not saying that hordes of other people don't, though.

I find Nutella to be too sweet for my tastes. If I want something on my sandwich I'll go with something that doesn't taste like candy. If I want candy, I'll get actual candy.

Can someone explain the concept of "too" sweet to me? It's wholly alien, and befuddles me utterly.

It's possible. It's this nasty feeling in your mouth like you're eating sand and your teeth get shooting pangs and your tongue twitches.

However, if anyone thinks Nutella of all things is too sweet, there's no hope for them.

Wait, really? I can honestly say I have never experienced that. I thought it was just (objectively wrong) preference, not some sort of evil magic explosion in your mouth.

It's a bit terrifying, really. I don't wish it on people. And then you're left with an unpleasant burn in your mouth afterwards.

 

[Double A]

I'm pretty sure Erin is my spirit animal.

Yeah, I've never done that. Not even eaten Nutella in years.

Not saying that hordes of other people don't, though.

I find Nutella to be too sweet for my tastes. If I want something on my sandwich I'll go with something that doesn't taste like candy. If I want candy, I'll get actual candy.

Can someone explain the concept of "too" sweet to me? It's wholly alien, and befuddles me utterly.

It's possible. It's this nasty feeling in your mouth like you're eating sand and your teeth get shooting pangs and your tongue twitches.

However, if anyone thinks Nutella of all things is too sweet, there's no hope for them.

Wait, really? I can honestly say I have never experienced that. I thought it was just (objectively wrong) preference, not some sort of evil magic explosion in your mouth.

It's a bit terrifying, really. I don't wish it on people. And then you're left with an unpleasant burn in your mouth afterwards.

Why has science not done everything to fix this? It sounds like torture. And that isn't a hyperbole.

Also captcha I don't know the answer to any of these fucking drop down questions.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

Guilty as charged.

EVERYONE here will be guilty as charged, and they're lying if they say they aren't.

Well, not with Nutella, because that would kill me.

Honey/Golden Syrup on the other hand...

 

[Teoes]

Guilty as charged.

EVERYONE here will be guilty as charged, and they're lying if they say they aren't.

Well, not with Nutella, because that would kill me.

Honey/Golden Syrup on the other hand...

I'm going to take you literally and think that's a brilliant idea. Nutella on one hand, honey/golden syrup on the other. Wow.