When you see the mushroom cloud...

Fniff

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What will you be thinking?

I'll be thinking

"Oh, it's Christmas at Ground Zero. What a crazy fluke,we're going to get nuked on this jolly holiday!" Or possibly

"Aw,that ruined my day."
 

walls of cetepedes

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"Oh sssshhhhhhhiiiii-"



Edit: Ah crap, just noticed Max got there first. Fine, I'll do a new one.

I'd take a dog, and a ton of Instamash with me.
 

geldonyetich

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"Hmm, so it looks like Humanity was to be a failed experiment after all. Disappointing. Well, it'll all be over soon."
 

Xan Krieger

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I used to pretend to see the clouds on the horizon and smile because my life sucks and finally everyone else's lives would suck.
 

Kinguendo

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"Well... thats not nice..."

OR

"This is gonna hurt, wait... no it isnt! YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *disintegrates*"
 

AmrasCalmacil

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I'll be thinking. "Good thing I'm standing in a doorway with a coat over my head."

Public information films save lives.
 

Flishiz

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I'll have the smug look on my face recalling the years of ridicule I got for wearing that 2 inch thick lead suit.
 

theklng

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run to the nearest building for a chair and some pre-popped popcorn. sit down, open up the bag and watch.
 

ghalkhsdkssakgh

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I would jump into a lead lined fridge and trust in the ineffable truth of the movies.

Either that, or I'd stand there, think 'oh'. Then drop my trousers and pants so that anyone looking through the wreckage in future years will get a surprise.
 

Kinguendo

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"Well... someone really screwed something up!"

OR

"All of this just to kill me... was that really necessary "God"? Now I understand why you created AIDs... You are not subtle..."
 

Monkfish Acc.

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Most likely? "Well. Fuck."
And that is the way every man should except his fate. Half mild irritation, half apathy.
 

Andalusa

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I would be stood there thinking "Wow, pretty." and "Oh feck, this can't be good." at the same time.