When you see the mushroom cloud...

[Pielikey]

"High fivez all around"

Or more likely "WHAT THE FU-" and then I'll be dead.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would think, possibly out loud, "SON OF A B-" *gets incinerated.*

 

[The Rockerfly]

"..Woops...Ah well"

 

[Rhayn]

I'll most likely be thinking:

"Nå voi vittu."

Never had so many emotions and thoughts been put into one phrase. It fits everything, it blows your mind every time. It enchants, lures you into deep waters and watches as you drown.

It's the phrase that picks you up after a long day of work. It's the phrase that drives after takeaway when you're too lazy. It ressurects you after mental death.

It's "Nå voi vittu."

 

[MasterSqueak]

"Finally."

That, or...

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."

Great. Not only is it the end of the world but you awaken Cthulhu too! I wonder how he would fare...

He'd pop up to destroy the world but it would already be a pile of nuclear waste.

"Son of a- why do they always summon me AFTER they destroy the place? Assholes!"

 

[War Penguin]

Well, who didn't see that coming?
or
*Nelson Laugh*

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

radiation... awesome, please god mutate me an extra penis

Where are you hoping this extra penis is gonna be, I can't think of anywhere useful.

I'd think of something, but I'd forget it and make something up when the time comes.

 

[Squeakems]

"Now its time to really start living!"
No seriously, the aftermath of nuclear destruction would be brilliant,so much human suffering. People to save and shit. It's a hell of alot better than sitting around the apartment having a mundane existance.

 

[Smack-Ferret]

"War. War never changes." Followed by epic death.

 

[Grayjack]

I would start laughing.*

Spoiler: *0:57

 

[Deleric]

In all honestly, I'd be like D:

But for the sake of this thread, I'd be like:

"Oh son of a-"

 

[nathan-dts]

REFRIDGERAAAAAAAAAATOR!!!!!!!!!

 

[cthulhu257]

"UURRAAAAAHH!!!"

 

[luna_moth]

I don't think I would be thinking anything coherent.

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

"Hahahahahahahahaha..."
I would laugh my ass off and accept death, like a man should.

 

[Fniff]

I would say if it wasn't christmas

"That's just perfect. I'm not even sure why Ireland HAD to get nuked!"

 

[Monocle Man]

Vive la revolution! Come my minions, war is upon us!

Spoiler: Mount the machines, soon this world will be ours!

Unless they threw the bombs too early, then I would yell "Curse you gods, you have betrayed me!" after which I quickly retreat to my basement.