When you see the mushroom cloud...

[AmrasCalmacil]

I'll have the smug look on my face recalling the years of ridicule I got for wearing that 2 inch thick lead suit.

It's gonna need to be thicker than that. Eugh. I don't want to think about the way that would kill you.

Who found my stash!?

DAMN YOU! Whatever organ controls Loling is now broken thanks to you!

Lungs and brain, I think.

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

"Quick! Think something witty before I die!"

Or, maybe I'll quote Terry Pratchett's Rincewind, and just shout

"Ohshitohshitohshit, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die!"

 

[Summerstorm]

Well.. first you see the bright flash.

Then i may have time to whip out a pair of sunglasses, wear them and say: "Perfect". Then my body gets vaporized. If you have to die... do it with style.

But just seeing the mushrrom cloud? Bah... great nor i have to fear the radiation and ground combat grml...

 

[Lord S. Binkleheimer]

It'll probably be along the lines of this:
"I'm going back to bed."

 

[USSR]

"..oops o.o"

 

[LongLiveourMachine]

RUN TO THE HILLS

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

 

[XJ-0461]

I would be thinking "oh sh-" then I'd most likely get atomized. It would not be a fun day.

 

[Lord Thodin]

"I will not die without having sex again! Lady! Come here!" And ill get about an arms length away and then POOF vaporized

 

[masterblaze0]

Laugh. Just laugh.

What else could you do?

 

[WlknCntrdiction]

.......on TV as a country that I hate gets blown up, I will lay back in my recliner chair eating popcorn and laughing

 

[NotAPie]

"EVERYONE TO THE VAULTS!"
*runs into the distance*
FIIIIIIREEELLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE!!

 

[Yorath]

Duck... and cover >_>

 

[MasterSqueak]

"Finally."

That, or...

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."

 

[ShadowKatt]

I'd get a kite. The wind coming from the explosion would be awesome.

 

[Okami24]

radiation... awesome, please god mutate me an extra penis


or


i would say, told you not to touch the red button but no you never listen, that would be shouted at the nearest stranger


and theres the posibility that it was me that set it off so i wouldnt have time to see the pretty cloud

 

[Vendayn]

I would be think...well I can see if the afterlife really does exist!

 

[HellbirdIV]

"If I press myself against the floor I might survive the blastwave. Then if I run like fuck I could probably wind up with only one extra face from the radiation instead of six."

 

[rdaleric]

"War.......War never changes"

Then look around grinning and then remember none of my family have played fallout and feel a proper tard as i disintegrate

 

[[Gavo]]

In reality, I would say "Fuck." Then die. Or "Oh shi-"

 

[Fniff]

"Finally."

That, or...

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."

Great. Not only is it the end of the world but you awaken Cthulhu too! I wonder how he would fare...